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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:19 PM CST
To start off with, since size matters...I want it over 10 inches long and a good size diameterblushing

1. as soon as i wake up, im gonna deal with that morning "wood"(?)..STANDING while i deal with it...

2. then im gonna scratch my balls for the next 1 hour and try to figure out what is so great about it....for example: while watching tv, talking to friends, cooking, and of course i have to re-adjust it.

3. oh yes!! next im gonna play with him so much that it wont matter to me if my "old lady" has a headache...cuz im gonna take care of myself..

4. i wanna take a bath and see if it floats...

5. yep now its time to stand up and pee again....yay and do it all over again....OH MAN, its great to be a man


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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:21 PM CST
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To start off with, since size matters...I want it over 10 inches long and a good size diameter

1. as soon as i wake up, im gonna deal with that morning "wood"(?)..STANDING while i deal with it...

2. then im gonna scratch my balls for the next 1 hour and try to figure out what is so great about it....for example: while watching tv, talking to friends, cooking, and of course i have to re-adjust it.

3. oh yes!! next im gonna play with him so much that it wont matter to me if my "old lady" has a headache...cuz im gonna take care of myself..

4. i wanna take a bath and see if it floats...

5. yep now its time to stand up and pee again.... and do it all over again....OH MAN, its great to be a man


It don't float rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:26 PM CST
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It don't float
oh..thanks for the advicerolling on the floor laughing you checked riterolling on the floor laughing blushing
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:44 PM CST
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It don't float
Mine does. I hope that doesn't mean... confused blues mumbling D'oh!
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new hampshire singles
Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:46 PM CST
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oh..thanks for the advice you checked rite
Well us Mr. Average don't float rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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markmeunier
Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:50 PM CST
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Well us Mr. Average don't float
Hey I thought it was the vagina you folks were filling with air...
What gives?

It's only made of wood if yer a pirate.. they relpace all their legs this way and their frikken teeth too!!

Markangel
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Iowa singles
blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:50 PM CST
well this is interesting...i would think they would float..hmmmmrolling on the floor laughing
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:51 PM CST
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Hey I thought it was the vagina you folks were filling with air...
What gives?

It's only made of wood if yer a pirate.. they relpace all their legs this way and their frikken teeth too!!

Mark
aaahh yeh...so does it float or not?rolling on the floor laughing
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:51 PM CST
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well this is interesting...i would think they would float..hmmmm
Do your T@ts float ?



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markmeunier
Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:53 PM CST
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aaahh yeh...so does it float or not?
It certainly can float your boat but all by itself it justs hangs forlornly between my legs hanging out with nuts with the neighbourhood asshole always a step behind...sighgrin

Markangel
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:55 PM CST
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Do your T@ts float ?



aaahhh somedays...if the water is deep enoughrolling on the floor laughing blushing rolling on the floor laughing brave arent u dnew...rolling on the floor laughing LOL
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:55 PM CST
Watch the game while someone else does the housework!!!!!!!!rolling eyes innocent grin
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Iowa singles
blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:56 PM CST
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It certainly can float your boat but all by itself it justs hangs forlornly between my legs hanging out with nuts with the neighbourhood asshole always a step behind...sigh

Mark
so it doesnt float in water....i just need a yes or no sweety...rolling on the floor laughing LOL
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:58 PM CST
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aaahhh somedays...if the water is deep enough brave arent u dnew... LOL
Nope I'm very afraid of you Trudy wink conversing
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markmeunier
Timmins, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 6:58 PM CST
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so it doesnt float in water....i just need a yes or no sweety... LOL
It 'wood' if it could, but can't so it shan't... Sorry hon if you were looking for a nice floater for the aquarium.. can't help ya there...grin

Mark
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