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CaptainMurray
Ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:31 PM CST
Your wife gets on hands and knees.

Your right hand goes under and holds her left breast.

You whisper gently that her sister is a better lover











Try to stay on for 8 secondsdancing
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:34 PM CST
giggle thumbs up
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:35 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:35 PM CST
In response to:
Your wife gets on hands and knees.

Your right hand goes under and holds her left breast.

You whisper gently that her sister is a better lover











Try to stay on for 8 seconds
Then try to find another place to live...After you get outta the hospital!!!!!!

giggle wink
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shadow109
laconia USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:36 PM CST
works better wen you say her mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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CaptainMurray
Ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:36 PM CST
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Then try to find another place to live...After you get outta the hospital!!!!!!

why?dunno confused
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:37 PM CST
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Your wife gets on hands and knees.

Your right hand goes under and holds her left breast.

You whisper gently that her sister is a better lover











Try to stay on for 8 seconds
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing hahahaha
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CaptainMurray
Ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:37 PM CST
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works better wen you say her mother !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's just wrong.........but it is better.rolling on the floor laughing
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karmistry
NW Corner, Connecticut USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:42 PM CST
LMFAO! too funny, especially the mother part! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:45 PM CST
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why?
HMMMMMMMMMMM....

Let me think...rolling eyes hmmm

BUT full body cast comes to mind....grin
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:49 PM CST
crazy crazy thoughts...rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:51 PM CST
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Your wife gets on hands and knees.

Your right hand goes under and holds her left breast.

You whisper gently that her sister is a better lover











Try to stay on for 8 seconds
Euwww.. nooo!!! rolling eyes

Hey, hold on a minute.. where's Burt?? dunno grin rolling on the floor laughing
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highplains
Highland Springs, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:52 PM CST
She told me I had to give up beer, it's was too expensive.

Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.

I asked her why I had to give up things, but she could spend $65 on makeup.

She said that it was so she could look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:55 PM CST
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She told me I had to give up beer, it's was too expensive.

Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.

I asked her why I had to give up things, but she could spend $65 on makeup.

She said that it was so she could look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
rolling on the floor laughing Didn't think it'd be long, love!! rolling on the floor laughing

That's "long" as in how soon you would be in the thread BTW...!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:55 PM CST
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She told me I had to give up beer, it's was too expensive.

Then I caught her spending $65 on makeup.

I asked her why I had to give up things, but she could spend $65 on makeup.

She said that it was so she could look pretty for me.

I told her that was what the beer was for.

I don't think she's coming back.....
The beer goggle syndrome....help here's to you grin
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roseofsharon
Buggered if I know where...?!!, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:58 PM CST
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The beer goggle syndrome....
Hi ya, sweetheart.... hope you had a fab Chrimbo!! cheering

Grumpy okay, is he?? rolling eyes grin rolling on the floor laughing

cheers
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bluestack
Letterkenny, Donegal Ireland
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:59 PM CST
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Your wife gets on hands and knees.

Your right hand goes under and holds her left breast.

You whisper gently that her sister is a better lover











Try to stay on for 8 seconds
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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highplains
Highland Springs, Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 3:59 PM CST
It's my duty...to please that booty.....
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 4:00 PM CST
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Hi ya, sweetheart.... hope you had a fab Chrimbo!!

Grumpy okay, is he??

HMMMMMMMMMMM...Had good Crimbo...A bit sad...BUT ok...UMMMMMMM...as far as grumpy...Dunno...!!!!!!!!

Hope ya had a good one too doll!!!!!!!!!!!

hug hug kiss gift
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 27, 2007, 9:19 PM CST
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