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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 5:13 AM CST
TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today
'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'
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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 5:22 AM CST
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TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today
'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'
thumbs up

happy new year indy !


cheering cheers christmas happy
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bajanblue
Speightstown, Saint Peter Barbados
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 5:25 AM CST
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TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today
'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'
Thank you Indy! This is one of the best lists I have seen in years.

Numbers 10,9,4,3 are my favorites and of course number one is superb.thumbs up
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:04 AM CST
laugh
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:07 AM CST
head banger dancing banana dancing elephant very good
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xoredheadxo
Richwood, West Virginia USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:13 AM CST
Excellent Indy.......Thanks!!!!!!!

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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 4:46 PM CST
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Thank you Indy! This is one of the best lists I have seen in years.

Numbers 10,9,4,3 are my favorites and of course number one is superb.


I'm a firm believer in #6. rolling on the floor laughing
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sexophone
Gothenburg, Vastra Gotaland Sweden
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 4:50 PM CST
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TOP TEN THOUGHTS FOR 2007

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky ... not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut saves you $0.30?

Number 2
In the '60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

And the BONUS thought for today
'Life is like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow'
thumbs up tip hat and wishing u a great new year.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 9:41 PM CST
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and wishing u a great new year.


You too! applause
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 9:48 PM CST
Have a great New Year to you Indy...

Ppxxangel
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 9:50 PM CST

laugh cool What are the chances of #8 happening to a woman simultaneously?
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AutumR
over looking a meadow, Louth Ireland
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 9:52 PM CST
~~~Loved itrolling on the floor laughing 10 & the bonus were the BEST!!!!applause
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Ericr64
Mt.pleasant, Michigan USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 9:54 PM CST
That was freekin awsome, thanks.
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