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how can you tell if somebody's a good shag or not ?

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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:16 PM CST
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Whenever i hear "Michael Jackson", i heart goes...boom, boom!

Some weeks ago, i asked two 10 year old girls if they ever learned Michael Jackson because i think it's very important for all the children to learn and like Michael Jackson cause he gives great energy to kids...are you following me? Good. So, then one of them answered: "Michael Jackson is stupid"! Oh God, that was shocking, how can Michael Jackson be stupid?
So please, teach your children well!

Wouldn't you enjoy jumping in bed with Michael Jackson?

All this to say...I love Michael Jackson...aaaaaaaaaaaah



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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:16 PM CST
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Whenever i hear "Michael Jackson", i heart goes...boom, boom!

Some weeks ago, i asked two 10 year old girls if they ever learned Michael Jackson because i think it's very important for all the children to learn and like Michael Jackson cause he gives great energy to kids...are you following me? Good. So, then one of them answered: "Michael Jackson is stupid"! Oh God, that was shocking, how can Michael Jackson be stupid?
So please, teach your children well!

Wouldn't you enjoy jumping in bed with Michael Jackson?

All this to say...I love Michael Jackson...aaaaaaaaaaaah





he may have given a lot of energy to kids.....dunno
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ontarioman
Kawartha lakes Canada
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:17 PM CST
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Generally people dance like they DO IT. A man who can't dance or is too shy to maybe make a fool of himself will probably show the same traits in bed....thats my experience anyway!
dancing banana Hmmm, may I have this dance? You do dance?devil
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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:18 PM CST
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he may have given a lot of energy to kids.....
get outta herelaugh rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:19 PM CST
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get outta here


In other words......."beat it" confused
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cristina
Lisbon, Groningen Netherlands
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:21 PM CST
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In other words......."beat it"
exactly!laugh rolling on the floor laughing

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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:21 PM CST
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In other words......."beat it"
laugh Good one !
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 6:46 PM CST
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Good one !



That's way to much work.....laugh
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:13 PM CST

How passionate, compassionate and opinionated are they in general?
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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:15 PM CST
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Generally people dance like they DO IT. A man who can't dance or is too shy to maybe make a fool of himself will probably show the same traits in bed....thats my experience anyway!
No not true, I know some one that could not dance and was the best shag, the second best couldn't dance either!laugh


I am here to learn How you can tell. I think that it is important!wink
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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:16 PM CST
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I'm sure they can tell if you are too..
can you tell if somebodys a good shag BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, that is the question.
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:18 PM CST
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can you tell if somebodys a good shag BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, that is the question.


If she's bow legged? rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:19 PM CST
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can you tell if somebodys a good shag BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, that is the question.


If she has dentures? rolling on the floor laughing
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:19 PM CST
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can you tell if somebodys a good shag BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, that is the question.
If she starts pulsating when you kiss her on the nap of the neck...love
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:20 PM CST
Where the hell is Bubbles when you need her?confused


































SIZE MATTERS...
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HJFinAZ
Sun (Sin) CIty, Arizona USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:20 PM CST
D'oh! I bet I know where she is....devil



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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:23 PM CST
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If she has dentures?
MMMM I mean the males, how can you tell?? Not the women, not into that.sticking out tongue
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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:24 PM CST
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Where the hell is Bubbles when you need her?


































SIZE MATTERS...
So how do you check this BEFORE you sleep with them. The visual once over? So you can get an idea of hisgift

Any other tips?
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:29 PM CST
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So how do you check this BEFORE you sleep with them. The visual once over? So you can get an idea of his

Any other tips?
Thats what I was saying the other day.. its like lucky dip..


First time your hand is there.. yes? yes? Nooooooo D'oh! damn!


Or.. OMG!! Whooop! applause




Or...


There is NO WAYYYYYYY that's gonna fit, I'm gonna be skewed alive!! shock
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Dec 28, 2007, 7:30 PM CST
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can you tell if somebodys a good shag BEFORE YOU SLEEP WITH THEM, that is the question.


If her "nips" perk up when you say, "pass the the beanie weenies"
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