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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 29, 2007, 11:56 PM CST
Through his chest with a sharp knife.
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Dec 29, 2007, 11:58 PM CST
hmmm
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shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA
Posted: Dec 29, 2007, 11:59 PM CST
and I was gonna say scalpellaugh
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:00 AM CST
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?






































The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:00 AM CST
I was gonna say .38 thru the chest. laugh
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:01 AM CST
In the case of Leo, a bottle of vintage red wine

In the case of Rick, some gourmet snake food and bowflexrolling on the floor laughing

handshake
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:01 AM CST
Good foodwine
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:02 AM CST
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Good food
that would apply to mewaiter pizza laugh
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:04 AM CST
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that would apply to me
laugh cheers
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:04 AM CST
Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?














Mace will do that to you.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:06 AM CST
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?















Breasts don't have eyes.
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:06 AM CST
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?














Mace will do that to you.
why does Evander Hollyfield cry?







a chewed up ear will do that to yourolling on the floor laughing
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:07 AM CST
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?















Breasts don't have eyes.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Thanks for clearing that up for me Leo. I've always wondered! grin
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:08 AM CST
What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
















They're hiring.
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:09 AM CST
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Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?















Breasts don't have eyes.
yes, they do....

they're called errmmmgrin
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:09 AM CST
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?













Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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nomindgames
Painesville, Ohio USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:10 AM CST
I had a serious answer but since this is all in fun I'll just say Paws your in a good mood,nice to see people just having fun .cheering
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:11 AM CST
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I had a serious answer but since this is all in fun I'll just say Paws your in a good mood,nice to see people just having fun .
Oh, go ahead.
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zooguy
knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:13 AM CST
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Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?














Mace will do that to you.
AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 12:13 AM CST
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are some brutal people in this thread... sorry got caught in a tree grin
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