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Paws' Morning News. More Stuff You Don't Need to Know. (4)

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Paws' Morning News. More Stuff You Don't Need to Know. (4)

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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 4:51 AM CST
Mr. Sandy Wong, 45, was sentenced in November in Edmonton, Alberta, to 90 days in jail for three counts of indecent exposure, including masturbating with his pants down while sitting on the roof of a BMW at a local agriculture fair. According to a psychiatrist, Wong said he is sexually attracted to the BMW's roof because "it's curved like a woman's body," but he also has been aroused by a 1967 Camaro, a 1965 Chevy Bel Air, a 2005 MiniCooper and a 1991 Buick Century.

Dr. Paul Schum, 50, the principal of the Catholic Bethlehem High School in Bardstown, Ky., was arrested in October on prostitution-related charges after he was discovered loitering in an alley, dressed as a woman, in leather and fishnet stockings and with fake breasts.

On Nov. 7, news media reported that New York City's Serendipity 3 restaurant had been noted by the Guinness Book of World Records for having the planet's most expensive dessert, a $25,000 chocolate sundae.

A 32-year-old man was found dead, stuck in the cat door of his girlfriend's St. Augustine, Fla., house after she had kicked him out. Said a friend, "His head was caught ... like he was (trying) to reach up and unlock the door.
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 5:57 AM CST
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:08 AM CST
Thanks Eupho, you're my sole subscriber.
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:11 AM CST
Trust a man. He cant even be loyal to a car. Always looking for a different model.
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Sparky55
Prattville, Alabama USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:15 AM CST
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Trust a man. He cant even be loyal to a car. Always looking for a different model.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:15 AM CST
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Trust a man. He cant even be loyal to a car. Always looking for a different model.
Personally, I've never been attracted to inanimate objects, not even a shop-vac.
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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:16 AM CST
laugh
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:18 AM CST
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Trust a man. He cant even be loyal to a car. Always looking for a different model.
Now, if you were inside the BMW and naked, I might crawl around the roof for a while.
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:21 AM CST
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Now, if you were inside the BMW and naked, I might crawl around the roof for a while.
Is it ok if I keep my shoes on?
blushing
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:28 AM CST
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Is it ok if I keep my shoes on?
Of course, if they're tasteful.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:29 AM CST
News Item; CS now has 70,000 members.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:41 AM CST
News Item; most of Europe has just finished lunch.
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:42 AM CST
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News Item; most of Europe has just finished lunch.
Good Afternoon wave
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:44 AM CST
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Good Afternoon
Good morning.
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ArtHistorian
Mankato, Minnesota USA
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:49 AM CST
wave Love your Morning News threads Paws...I hope you keep them going!wine
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:51 AM CST
Newsworthy item that Leo missed.

Bubbles ALWAYS wears tasteful shoes.uk
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:59 AM CST
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Newsworthy item that Leo missed.

Bubbles ALWAYS wears tasteful shoes.
But only when naked in a BMW.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 6:59 AM CST
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Love your Morning News threads Paws...I hope you keep them going!
Thank you. I will.
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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 7:10 AM CST
News Item; A 29-year-old Wenatchee man told police a pterodactyl caused him to drive his car into a light pole about 11:30 p.m. Thursday.

Wenatchee police cited the man with first-degree negligent driving. A breathalyzer test showed "a minimal amount of alcohol," said Wenatchee police Sgt. Cherie Smith.
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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK
Posted: Dec 30, 2007, 7:41 AM CST
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Personally, I've never been attracted to inanimate objects, not even a shop-vac.
You just reminded me.. My buddy Brendan.. his mum caught him in the bedroom WITH the hoover (vac) when he was a young teen giggle
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