Your Age By sex Years

DRAGONGIRL
Marlboro, New York USA

Posted: Apr 2, 2006, 1:06 PM CST

1- First, pick the number of times a week you would like to
have sex ( more than once less than ten ).

2- Multiply that number by two(2).

3- Add five(5).

4- Multiply by fifty(50).

5- If you have already had your B-Day this year add 1756
if you haven't add 1755.

6- Now subract the year you were born (ex 1964)
You should have a three digit number.

* The first number was the original number
( The number of times you wanted sex )

The next two are your age.

This is the only year this will work (2006).

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TabooN
Claremont, New Hampshire USA

Posted: Apr 2, 2006, 1:09 PM CST

NEAT!

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SirenLydia
Bury St Edmunds, England UK

Posted: Apr 2, 2006, 2:44 PM CST

oh my goodness it really works!

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specialk1
Cupids Junction, New York USA

Posted: Apr 2, 2006, 8:08 PM CST

Thats pretty neat! It really worked!

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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 2:13 AM CST

let's see you figure it out 3 to 4 times a day,7 days a week. all i know is i have 5 children out of it and a ex wife who needed a vaction

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cranbrook2
brussels, Ontario Canada

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 2:17 AM CST

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let's see you figure it out 3 to 4 times a day,7 days a week. all i know is i have 5 children out of it and a ex wife who needed a vaction

Thats a scary thought .5 more of YOU running around

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PeachesandCream
Concord, North Carolina USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 2:23 AM CST

In response to:

1- First, pick the number of times a week you would like to
have sex ( more than once less than ten ).

2- Multiply that number by two(2).

3- Add five(5).

4- Multiply by fifty(50).

5- If you have already had your B-Day this year add 1756
if you haven't add 1755.

6- Now subract the year you were born (ex 1964)
You should have a three digit number.

* The first number was the original number
( The number of times you wanted sex )

The next two are your age.

This is the only year this will work (2006).

Mine didn't come out right..either I'm older than my birth cert. says, or I like sex more often than I can even remember...ummmm.

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yellow_rose64
Stickville, Indiana USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 2:26 AM CST

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Thats a scary thought .5 more of YOU running around

Every body likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smartass.

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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 6:05 AM CST

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Every body likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smartass.

I resemble that statement....

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anglbrat
somewhere,mass, Massachusetts USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 7:19 AM CST

In response to:

1- First, pick the number of times a week you would like to
have sex ( more than once less than ten ).

2- Multiply that number by two(2).

3- Add five(5).

4- Multiply by fifty(50).

5- If you have already had your B-Day this year add 1756
if you haven't add 1755.

6- Now subract the year you were born (ex 1964)
You should have a three digit number.

* The first number was the original number
( The number of times you wanted sex )

The next two are your age.

This is the only year this will work (2006).

oh god i had to try it like 4 times, but finally it came out right , that is neat . cause i want it 7 times a week, lol. have a good one

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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 9:27 AM CST

In response to:

1- First, pick the number of times a week you would like to
have sex ( more than once less than ten ).

2- Multiply that number by two(2).

3- Add five(5).

4- Multiply by fifty(50).

5- If you have already had your B-Day this year add 1756
if you haven't add 1755.

6- Now subract the year you were born (ex 1964)
You should have a three digit number.

* The first number was the original number
( The number of times you wanted sex )

The next two are your age.

This is the only year this will work (2006).

doesn't matter what the math is. The zero factor is still in play because I am not getting any....

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cajunfroggy
Waco, Texas USA

Posted: Apr 3, 2006, 9:53 AM CST

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doesn't matter what the math is. The zero factor is still in play because I am not getting any....

LMAO

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yellow_rose64
Stickville, Indiana USA

Posted: Apr 4, 2006, 4:43 AM CST

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doesn't matter what the math is. The zero factor is still in play because I am not getting any....

Niether am I, but people don't have to be MEAN.....with thier replies to certain people.

Wanting and getting are 2 different things, if one has any morals.

I liked your comment James, lol.

Rose.

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WOOHOO
Los Lunas, New Mexico USA

Posted: May 19, 2006, 7:54 PM CST

This is way too fricken cool! But what happens to the final factor IF (let me stress if) you want sex more than 10 times a week? In my case 3 to 4 times a week is great....I too need rest!

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WOOHOO
Los Lunas, New Mexico USA

Posted: May 19, 2006, 7:55 PM CST

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cutelildevilsmom
portsmouth, New Hampshire USA

Posted: May 28, 2006, 6:06 PM CST

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Every body likes a little ass, but nobody likes a smartass.

no wonder i'm alone

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Dreamkeeper
Leeuwarden, Friesland Netherlands

Posted: May 29, 2006, 3:54 PM CST

In response to:

1- First, pick the number of times a week you would like to
have sex ( more than once less than ten ).

2- Multiply that number by two(2).

3- Add five(5).

4- Multiply by fifty(50).

5- If you have already had your B-Day this year add 1756
if you haven't add 1755.

6- Now subract the year you were born (ex 1964)
You should have a three digit number.

* The first number was the original number
( The number of times you wanted sex )

The next two are your age.

This is the only year this will work (2006).

Nope, doesn't work. Besides what is less then 10 x a week? Could use that up half way

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