How do you approach someone of the opposite sex..

DogMaI
Sartell, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 2:33 AM CST

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By walking up to them?????

Awwww crap!!!! I really got to start readig before posting

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riyablossom
somewhere .. , Pennsylvania USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 2:33 AM CST

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Years ago I would just walk up to the woman, click my heels together, take her had and kiss it saying then, "Madame I would like to do several un-natural things to and with you". If I were lucky, she'd say back something like "Oh thank God, finally! At long last!"
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raavana
gampaha Sri Lanka

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 2:53 AM CST

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oh...! I approach like a bumble-bee to a ''Sweet ROSE ''....

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totallytopside
Ironton, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 3:34 AM CST

Have you ever seen one of those guys that they use to train police dogs? You know, the ones with face shields and thick padding all over there bodies? The ones the dogs attack and try to rip to shreds?

Well, that's me approaching a member of the opposite sex. I leave enough uncovered to exhibit a smile and offer a friendly comment. From there on, I need help getting all of that stuff off.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm properley dressed underneath all that protective gear!

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totallytopside
Ironton, Minnesota USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 3:35 AM CST

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Have you ever seen one of those guys that they use to train police dogs? You know, the ones with face shields and thick padding all over there bodies? The ones the dogs attack and try to rip to shreds?

Well, that's me approaching a member of the opposite sex. I leave enough uncovered to exhibit a smile and offer a friendly comment. From there on, I need help getting all of that stuff off.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm properley dressed underneath all that protective gear!

I meant "properly" not "properley".

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breath
Small town, Virginia USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 1:40 PM CST

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By walking up to them?????

Nah, I wheel.

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breath
Small town, Virginia USA

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 1:42 PM CST

"Oh, and just so you know, I'm properley dressed underneath all that protective gear!"

You just took all the fun out of it!

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Eupho
Wild Wild South West, England UK

Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 1:42 PM CST

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Have you ever seen one of those guys that they use to train police dogs? You know, the ones with face shields and thick padding all over there bodies? The ones the dogs attack and try to rip to shreds?

Well, that's me approaching a member of the opposite sex. I leave enough uncovered to exhibit a smile and offer a friendly comment. From there on, I need help getting all of that stuff off.

Oh, and just so you know, I'm properley dressed underneath all that protective gear!

awww

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