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What is the weirdest flower message you got.

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 7:31 PM CST
In response to:
Hello Sweety!

She might have wanted a roll in the hay.
*baa dumm dummmnnn...
rolling on the floor laughing

That's my girl!!!thumbs up love hug
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portlandgirl
not Oregon, Oregon USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 7:36 PM CST
In response to:
* I'm old enough to spank that like I made it. HA*
OMG I got one almost just like that
"I wanna spank that like I made it"
It was for ole guy that was out there



dropping jaw
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 7:38 PM CST
In response to:


That's my girl!!!
I'm a dorky lil filly... aren't I?

grin
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
In response to:
I'm a dorky lil filly... aren't I?

Nay?sigh rolling eyes
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firstllight
Strasburg, Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 7:53 PM CST
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I don't remember if it was a flower or a regular message, and it wasn't the message itself that was so weird, it was the name, loveswomensfeet. Can we say fetish?
I heard from him too!
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MysteriousT
Cleveland, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 3, 2008, 11:12 PM CST
In response to:
* I'm old enough to spank that like I made it. HA*
OMG!!! laugh
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 12:29 AM CST
"don't like you but love your profile"

ookkaaayyyyy...
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Rickster
New York, New York USA
Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
WOOF! WOOF! GRRRR! Together!

uh oh!
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 12:40 AM CST
In response to:
WOOF! WOOF! GRRRR! Together!

rolling on the floor laughing
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thewall2
montreal, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jan 4, 2008, 12:44 AM CST
''I HOPE THIS FLOWER WON'T RUIN YOUR MALE MACHONESS''

NO,,,,,,,,IT HASN'T.
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:24 PM CST
I never got one.uh oh! grin
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Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:31 PM CST
"ur blue eyes lie"

"let me make ur blu eyes brwn"

"How much $ to be my wife"

D'oh!
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gangel
Plovdiv, Plovdiv Bulgaria
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:32 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
"ur blue eyes lie"

"let me make ur blu eyes brwn"

"How much $ to be my wife"



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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:40 PM CST
Well, it wasn't a flower, but a mail. Funnily enough I received it today.

It was from a bloke. Here's an extract:

i need a girl who know what is true love.is if you like to be mine pls call me
pls give me a call .their are my details.after 10p.m i normaly stay at home.


I left out the personal details.

Obviously, he did not even bother to check the profile, as he would realised that he was sending the mail to a man!! D'oh!

I have a feeling that its a scam, but am not 100% sure.
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:43 PM CST
I received..................I've got a good 9" waiting for you.sigh
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:49 PM CST
here's my weirdest one....




Can I pleasure you with my feet?


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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
okay i'm gonna give three

the first said 'time'...that's all it said, but it was in reference to a pink floyd song since my profile says i love pink floyd...but i had you going for a while there, didn't i?

okay the second said 'are a Satan worshiper?'

and the third...this was from someone i know, i won't say who, and i t was funny because of the picture i had put up a while ago, it said 'just swallow, sweetie...it can't taste that bad!'
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:50 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
here's my weirdest one....

Can I pleasure you with my feet?


What the heckin. laugh
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 4:55 PM CST
how about this one....



"I checked you out..wanna f*ck?"

























Oh wait..that's the one I sent out......blushing
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Posted: Mar 19, 2008, 5:24 PM CST
lenababi wrote:
* I'm old enough to spank that like I made it. HA*

OMG!wow! perv! mine was 'you take my breath away' funny I was not out to do thatconfused laugh
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