should i lend money to this alien that i'm having kinky sex with to help to repair their spaceship ?

Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 3:50 AM CST

If it's enjoyable.

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hoticylady
Stoke-on-Trent, Staffordshire, England UK

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 9:56 AM CST

why would an alien need money...!!! i pretty sure they could zap some out of the royal mint if they had to have any, and its not like they can use it on thier planet anyway, if i was an alien i'd stick with the kinky sex! or at least anal probing some moo-cows!!!

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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 10:15 AM CST

heck no! don't lend them money! if experience has taught me anything it's this - lending money to aliens is never a good idea, they end up becoming permanent fixtures around the house and though the kinky sex is great and all it becomes a little awkward and difficult to explain to guests what an alien is doing in your house and why it goes all gooey eyed when it looks at you.....so...

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Fallingman
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 10:53 AM CST

vintagerock wrote:

heck no! don't lend them money! if experience has taught me anything it's this - lending money to aliens is never a good idea, they end up becoming permanent fixtures around the house and though the kinky sex is great and all it becomes a little awkward and difficult to explain to guests what an alien is doing in your house and why it goes all gooey eyed when it looks at you.....so...

It's not that hard.....simply go: "Alien - Guest, Guest - Alien" and carry on doing your tantric exercises.

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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:07 PM CST

Fallingman wrote:

It's not that hard.....simply go: "Alien - Guest, Guest - Alien" and carry on doing your tantric exercises.

hehe i'll keep that in mind next time gwoieobfutoicjnjkvkxxxxxxx comes around

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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:07 PM CST

The real question here is....

Should you be having kinky sex with an alien? Nevermind the money!

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:10 PM CST

wfriars wrote:

The real question here is....

Should you be having kinky sex with an alien? Nevermind the money!

If it's an illegal alien. What country is he from?.

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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:13 PM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

If it's an illegal alien. What country is he from?.

He/She???

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:18 PM CST

wfriars wrote:

He/She???

Well I was presuming you and the alien.

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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Feb 18, 2008, 12:20 PM CST

skimpydoo wrote:

Well I was presuming you and the alien.

In that case...I don't know...

Or am I really the alien???

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SatelliteServer
Toronto, Ontario Canada

Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:43 PM CST

mastic55 wrote:

No need to give them money to fix their ship, just give them back the foil on your head, that"s the part they are looking for.

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SatelliteServer
Toronto, Ontario Canada

Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:44 PM CST

Gilly I been laughing at work for days after I read this thread...

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SatelliteServer
Toronto, Ontario Canada

Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 3:48 PM CST

I should say take the Solar Power Lazer beam Guitar they got for Colaterol.....

Ya can get large for the Unit incase the Alien tries to jump a couple planets on ya...

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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:42 AM CST

sure Gilly, it has to be the best way - if she/he or it really wants to be with you they will do so even if the spaceship is on top form.

I wonder if all this borrowing money thing is just a ploy anyway - I bet theres a self repair option in the ships start up menu and she/he/it is keeping it secret from you cos it just wants to stay with you and have kinky sex forever

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 1:51 AM CST

trish123 wrote:

sure Gilly, it has to be the best way - if she/he or it really wants to be with you they will do so even if the spaceship is on top form.

I wonder if all this borrowing money thing is just a ploy anyway - I bet theres a self repair option in the ships start up menu and she/he/it is keeping it secret from you cos it just wants to stay with you and have kinky sex forever

I'm witcha Trish. Maybe they'll take him away on the space ship with them, and he can come back with a whole new set of questions for us!

That is if the tinfoil doesn't work.

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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:12 AM CST

gillyloves69 wrote:

because i'm only a poor film student...and don't know whether they'll really give me the money when they come back

I say follow your instincts. What do your instincts tell you?

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Lionhearted1967
London, Ontario Canada

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:14 AM CST

Lionhearted1967 wrote:

I say follow your instincts. What do your instincts tell you?

I guess if you are turned on by alien women or that is all you can get than go for it.!..

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:31 AM CST

SatelliteServer wrote:

Gilly I been laughing at work for days after I read this thread...

Are we easily amused or what?

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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK

Posted: Feb 22, 2008, 2:56 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Are we easily amused or what?

absolutely

gotaa be better than some of the crazy threads though anyday

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gillyloves69
london, Outer London, England UK

Posted: Feb 24, 2008, 1:38 AM CST

SatelliteServer wrote:

Gilly I been laughing at work for days after I read this thread...

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