Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 11:08 AM CST
Paddy English man, Paddy Scots man and Paddy Irish man were sitting in a pub, after many beer's Paddy English man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter" why said the other two, "because when I went home last night I found a carpenters tool box under our bed" he replied.
Paddy Scots man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber when I went home the other night I found a plumber's tool box under the bed".
Paddy Irish man then says "I think that my wife is having an affair with a horse" what makes you think that said the other two well he replied "when I went home the other night I found a jockey underneath the bed".