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Irish joke

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borednup4alaugh
prefer not to say, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 11:08 AM CST
Paddy English man, Paddy Scots man and Paddy Irish man were sitting in a pub, after many beer's Paddy English man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a carpenter" why said the other two, "because when I went home last night I found a carpenters tool box under our bed" he replied.

Paddy Scots man blurts out "I think my wife is having an affair with a plumber when I went home the other night I found a plumber's tool box under the bed".

Paddy Irish man then says "I think that my wife is having an affair with a horse" what makes you think that said the other two well he replied "when I went home the other night I found a jockey underneath the bed".


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judd28
dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 11:17 AM CST
laugh laugh those damn jockeysvery mad
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borednup4alaugh
prefer not to say, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 11:18 AM CST
ah there nothing but a scourge rolling on the floor laughing
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borednup4alaugh
prefer not to say, Wexford Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 11:19 AM CST
ooops should be they're lol
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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 12:54 PM CST
Feckin horses!!! they've no morals!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing professor
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irishdoc157
norwich, Connecticut USA
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 12:56 PM CST
Murphy is driving home after a night at the pub - hes swerving all over the road in a terrible state - Obrien the cop pulls him over and says Murphy your drunk! Thanks be to God he exclaims I thought the steering had gone!
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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 12:59 PM CST
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Murphy is driving home after a night at the pub - hes swerving all over the road in a terrible state - Obrien the cop pulls him over and says Murphy your drunk! Thanks be to God he exclaims I thought the steering had gone!
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 1:55 PM CST
Jockeys and leprechauns, you just can't trust those little guys!!!head banger head banger head banger
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spiceygamble
Hell, North Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 6, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
thumbs up
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 7, 2008, 4:54 AM CST
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those damn jockeys
You know what they say "Small jockey big whip!".
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