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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 7, 2008, 11:50 PM CST
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.




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gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 7, 2008, 11:52 PM CST
My anti-virus is working, I'm out of work.
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 7, 2008, 11:55 PM CST
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My anti-virus is working, I'm out of work.
Glad to hear it Paws...


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Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:00 AM CST
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Glad to hear it Paws...


Hey Squirle Gurl loved it thanks for sharing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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MysteriousT
Cleveland, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
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There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.




ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing That is cute! laugh
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:05 AM CST
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Hey Squirle Gurl loved it thanks for sharing
your welcome hon....Sorry I never answered your email the other night...all is good and things are back to normal....How is my girly????
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Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:07 AM CST
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your welcome hon....Sorry I never answered your email the other night...all is good and things are back to normal....How is my girly????
She doing well had a lil bug the other day, but better today. grin
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:10 AM CST
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She doing well had a lil bug the other day, but better today.
I hope she has better luck shaking it than I am....I get feeling better and a few days later...BAM...feeling crapy again...fever and all....

no fair being sick frustrated frustrated frustrated
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Shadow_lover
West Palm, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:18 AM CST
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I hope she has better luck shaking it than I am....I get feeling better and a few days later...BAM...feeling crapy again...fever and all....

no fair being
Well I hope you get better soon, CS forums are no fun without a Squirle Gurl running aroundgrin hug
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 8, 2008, 12:28 AM CST
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Well I hope you get better soon, CS forums are no fun without a Squirle Gurl running around
blushing blushing I am wubbedsmitten thanks shadow....I will work on kicking sickness' arse....grin
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slimjim53
HIckory Hills, Illinois USA
Posted: Mar 21, 2008, 10:17 PM CST
I love it just bang on the drum all day
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