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ARIES:
Well dear aries, you've had whole week to enjoy the eternal flame of hope burning brightly in your life. You can do the
same this week. I'm not saying it's going to be grand the whole week because you will encounter a few firemen/women
who will attempt to douse your flames. Easiest way to avoid this eventuality is to carry a flask of lighter fluid since water and gas
don't mix. Just be sure you don't spill any on your computer, your lone avenue to eternal happiness.

TAURUS:
Sensuality is your key this week and all them dam doors it fits into. Continue last week's spiritual attacks on your intended... oh, you know I don't mean attacks ... lets call them loving assaults ..."you want me, you adore me", like that ... This will save you a whole lot of talking, which you true taureans dislike anyway, unless you can hide in anonymity and pretend you're someone else.. like Homer Simpson or Dolly Parton, then you're gabby as hell.

GEMINI:
The twins are back! .. no not breasts you silly multi personality freaks. I mean the two loves of your life. Mr/Ms Right and Mr/Ms. Wrong. All you have to do now is figure out which is which? This little project would drive other signs around the bend but not you, you love bending and twisting, chasing things around in a circle, its your life or most of it... You life is a cul-de-sac where the wind and fallen leaves spin in a vortex of joy and wonder. Pretty good huh?

CANCER:
Sadly, crab creature of the universe, Gemini has stolen your breast feature this week. No, your twins are still yours, it's just that
you're alone with them because silly unpredictable geminis of the universe have two loves this week, leaving you with ... well none.
All is not lost however as this annoying event leaves you plenty of time play some hunches on another sign's love, and get some intuitive responses on possibilities for the future.

LEO:
You're not playing anymore! You are damned regal and you're going to prove it this week even if you have to eat some of your subjects! Rearing and roaring are your themes for the week and since you have the charm and smile of a cockney cherub most people won't even notice how much stuff you stole from them when they weren't looking. Those mental presdadigatation classes are paying off.

VIRGO:
*chuckle* if you had a nickle for every naughty thought you had and a dime for every naughty thing you've done in your life, Bill Gates would at your door right now, turning over microsoft to you. Unfortuneatly that's not how it works so you'll just have to keep asking your 'attendies' to leave their money on the table when they leave. You could rifle their wallet or purse like Leo will be doing this week but that's just not you is it?

LIBRA:
Last week: toenails. This week:hangnails. Although this may sound bleek; because, what you really want is to get-nailed, there are some positives in the offing. You're going to look great, feel great, smell great. Very attractive indeed. This plants a seed in the mind of admirers and leads to your future, where of course there will be a need to attend to more nails. Nails that build your life and all you need is some wood. You can expect some to offer you wood, but be discreet. its not tree 'wood' if you know what I mean.

SCORPIO:
You're drinking way too much freakin water! Swim in it, don't drink it. Once you've torn yourself away from the river, lake, ocean or bath of your choice, you'll find someone waiting for you. You just may get sucked into their undertow as well, so remember what I said .. Don't drink it! Swim in it!

SAGITTARIUS:
Yes last week sucked and all those dimpled chumps that kept interferring in your life should be shot and or castrated. You want so much to tell them off right now that you may (as usual) say the wrong thing to someone who is neither dimpled, nor chumped, leaving you with a need to apologize yet again. *sigh* Why can't you just shut your pie hole? Because you like pie of course!

CAPRICORN:
So serious. Even your jokes are serious this week, even those little stirrings in your loins are serious. What the hell are you going to do about them? Aloof.!! Yes you'll choose to be aloof yet again, your one and only salvation, except for thursday. That day will find you entwined and betwixt the mystifed and giddy. A coming out party so to speak, so seriously... don't get dressed on this day so the party lasts all day!

AQUARIUS:
OK so you didn't listen to me last week and now your mind is totally overloaded with mustard drenched verbal slayings brought to you by some incongruous verbal moron, which means; you wont be listenting to me again this week. *sigh* maybe yelling works "FORGET LAST WEEK. MOVE ON!" If you manage to hear this, I promise next week will be better.

PISCES:
Hey you're not afloat this week, Phew! You're almost able to stand up once again, but you know it wont be long before you grow gills again and have to head back to your emotional ocean. A happy crowd awaits you however, you'll be feeling kind of like .. well Nemo and yes there will be a Dory, one innimable and brain scattered fish trying to lead you in your right but her wrong direction. I know this makes sense to you.

Looking forward to you yelling some more at me next week Bnatural!!!!!

Sound advice anyways and will heed it this week!!!

hahah! Thanks Al... I was thinking about these last night and was going to ask you to do it again...




Hellooo Pp

phew!

Hiya Eupho!! Hope you're doin good!!!

Makes perfect sense to this Pisces. And hey, I actually know a Dory...

oooooohhhhhh love mine... I get to have a good time on Thurs!!

Thanks

my pleasure eupho ...

Disclaimer:

oh crap, I don't have one!

hehe ... you're telling me...

:dory:

The computer is 'my lone avenue to eternal happiness' thanks Al... so the outlook is good then?

I get the messagge.



I shall be very nice to you the entire week Al !!

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PISCES:
Hey you're not afloat this week, Phew! You're almost able to stand up once again, but you know it wont be long before you grow gills again and have to head back to your emotional ocean. A happy crowd awaits you however, you'll be feeling kind of like .. well Nemo and yes there will be a Dory, one innimable and brain scattered fish trying to lead you in your right but her wrong direction. I know this makes sense to you.




So right once more Al, it all makes perfect sense I love my emotional ocean

think metaphor ...


but ya it looks great .. but since I know your entire chart ... well ... who wants that kind of shyte blabbed all over CS

:I do: : I do:

Trish my Mr McMaybe is a Pisces..

I laughed when I read that because I was telling him this morning how I had the memory of a FISH!

a simple typo could change that to massage ...

ya rite !!

"CANCER:
Sadly, crab creature of the universe, Gemini has stolen your breast feature this week. No, your twins are still yours, it's just that
you're alone with them because silly unpredictable geminis of the universe have two loves this week, leaving you with ... well none.
All is not lost however as this annoying event leaves you plenty of time play some hunches on another sign's love, and get some intuitive responses on possibilities for the future."

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