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No haha... to the USA

LEO:
You're not playing anymore! You are damned regal and you're going to prove it this week even if you have to eat some of your subjects! Rearing and roaring are your themes for the week and since you have the charm and smile of a cockney cherub most people won't even notice how much stuff you stole from them when they weren't looking. Those mental presdadigatation classes are paying off.

I wish I would have read this before, I cooked that pizza.

save the best for last!

GEMINI:
The twins are back! .. no not breasts you silly multi personality freaks. I mean the two loves of your life. Mr/Ms Right and Mr/Ms. Wrong. All you have to do now is figure out which is which? This little project would drive other signs around the bend but not you, you love bending and twisting, chasing things around in a circle, its your life or most of it... You life is a cul-de-sac where the wind and fallen leaves spin in a vortex of joy and wonder. Pretty good huh?

<~~~~Dr Jekill, leave this body NOW !!!

I'm a virgo. I thought virgo was supposed to be a virgin, not a prostitute!

<--- you





<--- me

same coin different side?

Just one small fish in a large ocean...


PISCES:
Hey you're not afloat this week, Phew! You're almost able to stand up once again, but you know it wont be long before you grow gills again and have to head back to your emotional ocean. A happy crowd awaits you however, you'll be feeling kind of like .. well Nemo and yes there will be a Dory, one innimable and brain scattered fish trying to lead you in your right but her wrong direction. I know this makes sense to you.

TAURUS:
Sensuality is your key this week and all them dam doors it fits into. Continue last week's spiritual attacks on your intended... oh, you know I don't mean attacks ... lets call them loving assaults ..."you want me, you adore me", like that ... This will save you a whole lot of talking, which you true taureans dislike anyway, unless you can hide in anonymity and pretend you're someone else.. like Homer Simpson or Dolly Parton, then you're gabby as hell.