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Country Accident . . .

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Country Accident . . .

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 11:52 AM CST
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."

"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."

"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.

"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."

"Don't be foolish!" the neighbour said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"

"Under the wagon."
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Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 11:59 AM CST
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Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 12:32 PM CST
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DizzyDi
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 12:34 PM CST
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