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1. No, I am not so important that time is important.
2. No
3. No, I buy clothes that fit ot have then tailored.
4. Nope, I used to.
5. Nope, I smoke though.
6. Yes, a few.
7. No, I live in a desert, I have a cactus garden & citrus trees.
8. Only when nobody is watching me..
9. I have no reason to lie about anything.
10. Yes, and I can be very good at it (when I want to be).
11. Yes, but I pay to have my sewing done when needed.
12. No, but lived in a farm community. I have milked, slaughtered, herded cattle, plowed, etc.
13. 14, not including the paper route I had at age 8 or 9.
15. Anyplace I want, it is my house.
16. Yes, 2 $1.00 tickets twice a week.
17. No, nodda, nyet. Believe in spirituality, not organized religion.
18. Yes
19. 20%, period. If the meal is crappy, blame the cook, not the wait staff.
20. Pajamas?????? Do you know "Commando"??
21. Hang it up to dry and then into the hamper.
22. My only phone is a cel with 2000 minutes per month, My average is 1600 minutes.
23. I have many, many friends, my best friend is the guy in the mirror.
24. Whatever I "feel" like doing that day, sometimes it is absolutely nothing.
25. King size
26. I am a single male, please do not ask. There are family pics about though..
27. Yes, I can't bitch if I do not.
28. OMG!!!!!!!!!!! I am "OLD" and senile, you want me to remember that far back?
29. I have no reason to not believe it works, I simply do not know.
30. Whatever I "feel" like on any particular day. Some meals take 30 minutes, some hours.
31. At times. I prefer cards, strip poker is fun..
32. Usually, I find a local Hyatt Regency works well for me.
33. I am an ad shopper.
34. My community is about 3,500. We are a burb of Phoenix, the metro area is 3.5 mil
35. A jungle, but we won't go there.
36. Pool room, 8 ball speakin!! Sometimes, a simple hello works.
37. Open, I hide from nothing.
38. When I get tired.
39. When I wake up.
40. Job???? I retired 10 years ago, sometimes I work PT, when the mood strikes me.
41. 10 years, 3 months & 17 days but who is counting?
42. He makes me an appointment.
43. My mother is 87 and will soon be coming to live with me. Dad is gone to the Big Meeting.
44. God on a Harley by Joan Brady. Unless you refer to a "text" or daily meditation book.
45. Nothing......
46. At least every week, unless of course they were to get "dirtied"..
47. Often...
48. Seldom carry one.
49. Swets in the winter, shorts & T in the summer. Then there is always COMMANDO!!!!!!
50. Honestly, I have no clue. I suppose I would let the choice be hers but Europe is NOT an option.

Thats fowl......

I missed 14....

Just goes to show how impressed with the "news" and what those idiots print!!

oh keeper, ur crazy!!!

uhh...I am jealous BeB.....

I'm doing good to get a date.

And exactly "WHO" is to be blamed for that one my dear?

oh keeper, ur crazy!!!



Yes, and I enjoy my insanity these days..

better sol's?



keeper are you talkin' to me??? LOL

Much!

Thats fowl......



Which one?? Personally, I like #31....

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1. Do you wear a watch? No
2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them? NO
3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs? I have to cut about a foot off....
4. Do you bite your nails? no
5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco? NO WAY
6. Do you have a house plant? several
7. Do you have a vegetable garden? no but would enjoy having one
8. Do you pick your nose? God, no
9. Do you lie about picking your nose? nope
10. Do you know how to cook? yes, can hold my own
11. Do you know how to sew? with a machine the basics...hand sewing is terrible
12. Have you ever lived on a farm? no, always wanted to
13. What age did you start working? 14 yrs
14. Do you read the newspaper? nope
15. Where do you usually sit in the house? in a chair here at the computer
16. Do you play the lottery? no
17. Do you go to church? no
18. Do you use a dry cleaner? rarely
19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress? upon the amount of the bill
20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear? Pajamas...no way
21. What do you do with your towel after a shower? hang it up
22. How much do you talk on the phone? rarely
23. Who’s your best friend? Peg
24. What’s a typical day for you? work, chores, and CS
25. What size is your bed? Full
26. How’s your house decorated? decorated???
27. Do you vote? NO
28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? does it really matter?
29. Do you believe in astrology? a little
30. What’s your typical dinner? grab its
31. Do you like board games? YES
32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile? maybe once a year if lucky
33. What grocery store do you prefer? market basket
34. How big is your village/town/city? no clue
35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home? going to AZ
36. How do you answer the phone? hello
37. Are your curtains usually open or closed? open
38. What time do you go to bed? 11:30-12:30
39. What time do you wake up? 6:15 am
40. How long have you been at your job? 5 yrs
41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed?
42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor? every 2 yrs. for check ups
43. How often do you see your parents? gosh, they are 6 feet under so not often...
44. What’s the last book you read? Mary, Mary by James Patterson
45. What do you never miss on TV? Don't watch TV
46. How often do you change your sheets? weekly
47. How often do you go barefooted? in winter, don't
48. What’s in your wallet/purse? license, credit cards
49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home? its winter, jeans/sweatshirts
50. Where do you really want to go on that first date? dancing.....

1. Do you wear a watch? Currently no but have in the past.

2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them? No

3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs? Not a chance

4. Do you bite your nails? Kicked the habit at age 12

5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco? Nope

6. Do you have a house plant? No

7. Do you have a vegetable garden? No,used to though

8. Do you pick your nose? Yeah in private

9. Do you lie about picking your nose? Nah,every one does it

10. Do you know how to cook? Love to but don't make enough time for it

11. Do you know how to sew? Yes, machine and hand

12. Have you ever lived on a farm? Sort of for my grandfather

13. What age did you start working? 13

14. Do you read the newspaper? Yes

15. Where do you usually sit in the house? Living room

16. Do you play the lottery? Sometimes

17. Do you go to church? Have not been in awhile

18. Do you use a dry cleaner? No

19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress? Usually 20% standard, more for exceptional service
20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear? Sleep in my boxers

21. What do you do with your towel after a shower? Goes back on the rack

22. How much do you talk on the phone? Way too much as far as I'm concerned

23. Who’s your best friend? Chris

24. What’s a typical day for you? Wake-up,work,home,dinner,shower,relax then bed
25. What size is your bed? Queen

26. How’s your house decorated? Nothing fancy

27. Do you vote? Yes
28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? 5

29. Do you believe in astrology? I do
30. What’s your typical dinner? Chicken and a salad

31. Do you like board games? Yeah

32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile? I don't think I listed anything like that.

33. What grocery store do you prefer? the local one

34. How big is your village/town/city? I'm not real sure

35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home?California

36. How do you answer the phone? I try not to

37. Are your curtains usually open or closed? Closed at night,open daytime

38. What time do you go to bed?Between 12am and 2am

39. What time do you wake up? Usually around 6am

40. How long have you been at your job? Just changed it

41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed? Once for about two months

42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor? Check-ups, I don't get sick

43. How often do you see your parents? Three times a month

44. What’s the last book you read? The real scoop

45. What do you never miss on TV? Friday Night Lights

46. How often do you change your sheets?Twice to three times a month

47. How often do you go barefooted? As often as possible

48. What’s in your wallet/purse? The typical junk and then some

49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home? Sweatpants and a t

50. Where do you really want to go on that first date? Dinner

1. Do you wear a watch? - No
2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them? - No
3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs? - No
4. Do you bite your nails? - Sometimes -)
5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco? - No
6. Do you have a house plant? - Yep
7. Do you have a vegetable garden? - No
8. Do you pick your nose? - Yes
9. Do you lie about picking your nose? - No
10. Do you know how to cook? - Yep
11. Do you know how to sew? - Yes
12. Have you ever lived on a farm? - No
13. What age did you start working? - 24
14. Do you read the newspaper? - Daily
15. Where do you usually sit in the house? - Sofa
16. Do you play the lottery? - Rarely
17. Do you go to church? - Yes
18. Do you use a dry cleaner? - No
19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress? - It depends on service
20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear? - I don't wear pajamas
21. What do you do with your towel after a shower? - What I have to do
22. How much do you talk on the phone? - Hate talking on the phone, I really do
23. Who’s your best friend? - They are few
24. What’s a typical day for you? - Working
25. What size is your bed? - Dunno
26. How’s your house decorated? - Dunno
27. Do you vote? - Nope
28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? - No comment
29. Do you believe in astrology? - Yep
30. What’s your typical dinner? - Light
31. Do you like board games? - I am a good player on chess
32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile? - /
33. What grocery store do you prefer? - No claims
34. How big is your village/town/city? - The sec.largest city in Bulg.
35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home? - /
36. How do you answer the phone? - Da
37. Are your curtains usually open or closed? - Closed
38. What time do you go to bed? - Insomniac here -)
39. What time do you wake up? /
40. How long have you been at your job? - For almost 6 years
41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed? - While I was studying
42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor? ////* Dentist
43. How often do you see your parents? - Almost every day
44. What’s the last book you read? - Detski prikazki
45. What do you never miss on TV? - Watch TV too rarely
46. How often do you change your sheets? - Every week
47. How often do you go barefooted? - Often
48. What’s in your wallet/purse? - Just a wallet
49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home? - /
50. Where do you really want to go on that first date? - Not telling -)

Aw what the heck, I'll play too...


50 things that might have crossed your mind but you didn’t think to ask online…

1. Do you wear a watch?
Never...

2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them?
nope

3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs?
nope

4. Do you bite your nails?
no

5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco?
only smoke it...

6. Do you have a house plant?
many

7. Do you have a vegetable garden?
no

8. Do you pick your nose?
no

9. Do you lie about picking your nose?
no

10. Do you know how to cook?
very well

11. Do you know how to sew?
I know how to, but the skill level is under kindergarten...

12. Have you ever lived on a farm?
yes

13. What age did you start working?
16

14. Do you read the newspaper?
not anymore

15. Where do you usually sit in the house?
on my arse

16. Do you play the lottery?
scratch offs mainly, not often though

17. Do you go to church?
not a structure

18. Do you use a dry cleaner?
for what?
19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress?
efficient, friendly,

20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear?
none

21. What do you do with your towel after a shower?
eat it


22. How much do you talk on the phone?
too much sometimes, not enough at others

23. Who’s your best friend?
my mom

24. What’s a typical day for you?
no day is ever typical anymore


25. What size is your bed?
how big do you want it?

26. How’s your house decorated?
tinsel

27. Do you vote?
sometimes

28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
no girlfriends

29. Do you believe in astrology?
to a certain extent--the extended 12 sign version

30. What’s your typical dinner?
food

31. Do you like board games?
love em

32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile?
a lot

33. What grocery store do you prefer?
Kroger

34. How big is your village/town/city?
dunno

35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home?
Canada/Florida

36. How do you answer the phone?
by hitting the talk button

37. Are your curtains usually open or closed?
curtains?

38. What time do you go to bed?
when I feel like it

39. What time do you wake up?
crack of dawn, unless I'm still up

40. How long have you been at your job?
13 years in April

41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed?
sporadically when I was much younger

42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor?
because he's hot!

43. How often do you see your parents?
at least 2 times a week

44. What’s the last book you read?
art of seduction

45. What do you never miss on TV?
24

46. How often do you change your sheets?
whenever they get wet

47. How often do you go barefooted?
as much as Michiganly possible

48. What’s in your wallet/purse?
way too much to list

49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home?
thin shirt, shorts

50. Where do you really want to go on that first date?
as far as we can

1. Do you wear a watch?.........Yes
2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them?........ No
3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs?...... No
4. Do you bite your nails?......No
5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco?......No
6. Do you have a house plant?......Yes
7. Do you have a vegetable garden?.......No
8. Do you pick your nose?.......No
9. Do you lie about picking your nose?........No
10. Do you know how to cook?.......Yes
11. Do you know how to sew?......Yes
12. Have you ever lived on a farm?.......Yes
13. What age did you start working?......16
14. Do you read the newspaper?.......Yes
15. Where do you usually sit in the house?.......Sofa
16. Do you play the lottery?......Somtimes
17. Do you go to church?...... Every Sunday
18. Do you use a dry cleaner?.......Yes
19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress?....Always Tip
20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear?......Wear None
21. What do you do with your towel after a shower?......Hang to dry
22. How much do you talk on the phone?......Few Hours
23. Who’s your best friend?...... My Mum
24. What’s a typical day for you?......My work
25. What size is your bed?.......Normal Size
26. How’s your house decorated?.......Rustic
27. Do you vote?.......No
28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?......Some
29. Do you believe in astrology?.......No
30. What’s your typical dinner?......Veg
31. Do you like board games?.......Yes
32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile?.....Not Often
33. What grocery store do you prefer?...... Small Corner Shop
34. How big is your village/town/city?......Town.Bigish
35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home?.....UK
36. How do you answer the phone?......Hello
37. Are your curtains usually open or closed?......Closed
38. What time do you go to bed?.....Round Midnight
39. What time do you wake up?.....6 AM
40. How long have you been at your job?......10 Years
41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed?.... Never been
42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor?....A cold
43. How often do you see your parents?.... Every Day
44. What’s the last book you read?.......The Tenth Insight
45. What do you never miss on TV?.....CNN News
46. How often do you change your sheets?.....Twice a week
47. How often do you go barefooted?....Everday
48. What’s in your wallet/purse?......Purse and ladies wallet
49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home?.....Summer short T shirt Dress
50. Where do you really want to go on that first date?....Nice romantic Meal

Here's a few more:

Are you an arsehole????
Do you play head-games????
Is your IQ higher than your shoe size????
Do you get what you want..then don't know what to do with it????

to a few bars and then onto a club

1. Do you wear a watch? Yes.
2. Are you so tall your head hits doorways when you walk through them? On short doorways, yes.
3. Are you so short you have to roll up your pants legs? Only when I am dumb enough to buy pants that are too long.
4. Do you bite your nails? No, I use a hammer.
5. Do you rub snuff or chew tobacco? Occasionally and dependant upon circumstances.
6. Do you have a house plant? No, but I used to deliver to an automobile plant.
7. Do you have a vegetable garden? No, I have 3.
8. Do you pick your nose? I'd like to, but genetics didn't give me any choice in the matter.
9. Do you lie about picking your nose? Does the previous answer sound like a lie?
10. Do you know how to cook? I even know how to bake!
11. Do you know how to sew? By hand, yes. With a machine, well, I'd rather not get into that.
12. Have you ever lived on a farm? Yes
13. What age did you start working? Do chores count?
14. Do you read the newspaper? I have to, since I've yet to find one that will read its'self and report back.
15. Where do you usually sit in the house? Yes.
16. Do you play the lottery? If you always lose, it's not really playing.
17. Do you go to church? Every time I step outside!
18. Do you use a dry cleaner? I have a whisk broom, does that count?
19. How do you decide how much to tip the waitress? Depends upon the service and cost/difficulty of the meal.
20. What kinds of pajamas do you wear? A suit. I got it on my birthday many years ago.
21. What do you do with your towel after a shower? I dry off with it.
22. How much do you talk on the phone? Depends upon who's on the other end - Sometimes very little.
23. Who’s your best friend? No, Who's on first!
24. What’s a typical day for you? By your standards or mine?
25. What size is your bed? Which one?
26. How’s your house decorated? By hand.
27. Do you vote? Yes. But not always for the types things others vote for.
28. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had? Real or imaginary?
29. Do you believe in astrology? Depends upon how close my daily horoscope is to the truth.
30. What’s your typical dinner? A meal fit for consumption.
31. Do you like board games? Yes, until they become bored games.
32. How often do you really camp/hike/canoe/other thing listed in your profile? As often as possible.
33. What grocery store do you prefer? Which one is closest and/or open?
34. How big is your village/town/city? Well, it's not really mine - I just live there.
35. What’s the farthest you’ve ever traveled from home? Roughly the same distance it took me to get back.
36. How do you answer the phone? I usually pick it up and push the little "phone on" button thingy.
37. Are your curtains usually open or closed? Yes. They are always either open or closed.
38. What time do you go to bed? Early.
39. What time do you wake up? Even earlier. (But usually later than I went to sleep.)
40. How long have you been at your job? How long have I been there, or how long have I worked there?
41. Conversely, how long have you been unemployed? I'm always unemployed when I'm not working, but it usually doesn't last more than overnight or the weekend.
42. What’s the most common reason you see the doctor? He appears in front of me?
43. How often do you see your parents? Every time I walk past their picture.
44. What’s the last book you read? I don't know, I haven't read it yet.
45. What do you never miss on TV? I seldom miss anything on TV, whether I watched it or not.
46. How often do you change your sheets? Bed or music?
47. How often do you go barefooted? Whenever I take my shoes/boots off, so at least once a day.
48. What’s in your wallet/purse? All the stuff I'm afraid I'd lose if I tried to keep it in my pockets.
49. What’s your favorite outfit for a day at home? Is company coming?
50. Where do you really want to go on that first date? I am no longer eligible to answer that question.