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jlb684
Athens, Attica Greece
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 3:46 PM CST
Had to laugh a bit....
"whatta ya say we get this sexual tension out of the way?"


Guess it beats "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"

rolling on the floor laughing
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 3:46 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 3:48 PM CST
In response to:
Had to laugh a bit....
"whatta ya say we get this sexual tension out of the way?"
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

maybe he thought it sounded kinda cool
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 3:51 PM CST
How about: "Haven't I experienced sexual tension with you before?"confused wave kiss
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redbeard
Euclid, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 14, 2008, 4:27 PM CST
You must be wearing space pants, because your butt is out of this world.
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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
one i thought was really funny was
'if i told you you have an incredibly body would you hold it against me?'

it was cute, in a creepy sort of way
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 6:21 PM CST
Are you feeling tired?

Coz you've been runnin throo my dreeeams all niiight lonnng laugh
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Data63
sligo, Sligo Ireland
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 6:28 PM CST
get your coat, ya pulled
yay
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Tamarory
Widnes, Cheshire, England UK
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 6:29 PM CST
if you were a snot, i'd definately pick you first!wink
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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 7:08 PM CST
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 7:11 PM CST
Hey, would you like to have your eggs scrambled?cool
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 8:07 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
Hey, would you like to have your eggs scrambled?




.....or fertilized.......rolling on the floor laughing
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 8:08 PM CST
"do you like apples?......"




"HOw about I bend you over the bars and give it to ya? "








"How do ya like THEM apples?"
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 8:36 PM CST
jlb684 wrote:
Had to laugh a bit....
"whatta ya say we get this sexual tension out of the way?"Guess it beats "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
You know what sucks? I got a horrible memory and I honestly ask that question. blues

"How much is a polar bear weighs? Enough to brake the ice."
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young46
Wayne, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 28, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
Hey is that a mirror in yer pants? no why. Cause i can see me in them.
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