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Funny Quotes

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Funny Quotes

Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:20 PM CST
In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."

On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."

At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."

On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."

On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."

On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"

On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)

In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."

Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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foreveryoung1
cartagena, Murcia Spain
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
very funny

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:22 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



You packed yet?? Found your passport??? wink grin
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Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:25 PM CST
Oslojente wrote:
You packed yet?? Found your passport???


Haven't packed yet, but my passport is in hand!! sticking out tongue

i just hope that you have not mislaid yours!! laugh
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
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jimbhoy
Glasgow/Scotland, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 15, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
Paul please bail out over glasgow, you really dont want to be in them womens company, EVIL EVIL they arewink rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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vintagerock
karachi, Sindh Pakistan
Posted: Mar 1, 2008, 4:28 PM CST
that was hilarious!
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