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Marketing Definitions . . .

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Marketing Definitions . . .

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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 16, 2008, 11:29 AM CST
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.


You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.


You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.


You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me".
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!
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Oslojente
Olso Norway
Posted: Jan 16, 2008, 11:31 AM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 16, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing
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