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What would a stupid pickup line be to you

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What would a stupid pickup line be to you




mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 5:57 PM CST
Hey my darling, let's go see if we can make something as pretty as you,lmao.
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:04 PM CST
Hey baby, call the rescue team just i just got lost in your eyes
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mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:05 PM CST
hey, you got fries with that shake?lol
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Iamtheone39
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:08 PM CST
Hey Darlin', You look lonely, want some company?
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mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:11 PM CST
where is your wings, angel?lol
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bouncingtigger
kingston, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:18 PM CST
do you have a mirror in your pants, 'cause all i see is me
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Justadreamerhere
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:31 PM CST
LOL!
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mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:33 PM CST
what size is them jeans, cause I believe I'd like to get in them.
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Katine76
Moncton Canada
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:44 PM CST
Your feet must hurt, cause you've been running in my mind all day lol

Tracy :o)
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kenigsberg
kentville, Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 6:51 PM CST
Lilly? Vera, where are you when I need you? Meet me by the statue of Stalin 9:00 sharp!
LMAO
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Abracadabra
Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 7:13 PM CST
There's something about you. Your ineffably alluring. I can't defy your duende.
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Illuminate
Kathleen, Georgia USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 7:19 PM CST
Heaven must be lonely missing an angel like you!
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dixrog
Norton, Virginia USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 7:22 PM CST
In response to:
There's something about you. Your ineffably alluring. I can't defy your duende.
huh???
lol!

;)
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Abracadabra
Heaven, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 7:28 PM CST
In response to:
huh???
lol!

;)
Ooooo baby!

I could use that line on your and mean it too!
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fireliter
Allen Park, Michigan USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 7:41 PM CST
anything I say at last call. LOL
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Antsypantsy
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 8:15 PM CST
The - did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven? makes me want to crack em one!
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Last_Warlord
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 9:16 PM CST
let see

Hey Babe....what is your sign? I bet it is Caution: Slippery when Wet

Hey Babe....what is your sign? I bet it is Danger: Highly Flamable

Hey Babe....what is your sign? I bet it is Missing: Heaven Sweetest Angel

WHOA BABE...WOOO HOOO YOU LOOK FINE TONIGHT...HEY WHERE YOU GOING...Hey she waving her hands...I think she saying I am number one!!! (maybe not)

Hey heaven just call and they say they are missing one there finest angel

hello 9-1-1, this girl is on fire!!!

you are a miracle worker..I was blind and one glimse of you. I can see again.

hey are you the reincarnation of Aphrodite...you look very much like the Goddess of Love to Me

oh shit...I was giving the worst line I ever used...fudge...oh well this is what i get when I miss read.
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tenacious_j
Paris, Ile-de-France France
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 9:18 PM CST
Your dad must have been a baker cause you've got great buns!!!
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tone1701
Amsterdam, New York USA
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:06 PM CST
"hi. let's fuck"
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starliteisbrite
The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:20 PM CST
In response to:
"hi. let's fuck"
Now thats blunt and to the point,more a actuallity then a pick up line I"d say.............lol
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