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What would a stupid pickup line be to you

Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:22 PM CST
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Now thats blunt and to the point,more a actuallity then a pick up line I"d say.............lol
Yea but what's really sad is that I have a friend that usually has pretty good sucess with that phrase. A little uncooth I'd say but that would explain my friend.
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mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:23 PM CST
hey girl which way to heaven because I can see that you just came from there,lol.
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EnchantingFire
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:26 PM CST
this is a little person pick up line..
geez your hair smell terrific
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mach25
Posted: Apr 6, 2006, 11:27 PM CST
hey girl, how can I get to heaven because I can see you just came from there,lol.
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zdeadmanwalking
bowling green, Kentucky USA
Posted: Apr 7, 2006, 4:19 AM CST
do you have a bandaid,because i just scraped my knees falling for you

i must be in heaven because i'm standing next to you


you remind me of my visa card because you are everywhere i want to be

hey i really like your peaches,can i shake your tree

if i had one wish i would turn u into a motorbike and ride you all night
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eagleyes
Perth Australia
Posted: Apr 7, 2006, 7:27 AM CST
F*@#k me if your not Elvis....................
Hey!....I'm making a movie??



Hahahahhahahhaha
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tone1701
Amsterdam, New York USA
Posted: Apr 7, 2006, 10:25 AM CST
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F*@#k me if your not Elvis....................
Hey!....I'm making a movie??



Hahahahhahahhaha
can i be in your movie eagle?

lol
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niceguy78
St Catharines, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 7, 2006, 10:29 AM CST
I know your ugly but what the hell!
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Last_Warlord
Posted: Apr 7, 2006, 4:35 PM CST
So you come here often (why do you used that one???)
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eagleyes
Perth Australia
Posted: Apr 8, 2006, 5:46 AM CST
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can i be in your movie eagle?

lol
As soon as the finances and crew come together I 'll be opening up the casting couch to "interview'" potential "Stars" .....Got your details ....your a shoe in, I'm sure :))
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tampa1
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 8, 2006, 2:10 PM CST
Lmao.. There are no stupid pick up lines..It wether it works or not that counts..And yup none of them work for me..lol
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gambz40
Posted: Apr 8, 2006, 11:19 PM CST
"This face leaves in ten minutes...be on it."
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tone1701
Amsterdam, New York USA
Posted: Apr 10, 2006, 10:25 AM CST
one more i have heard from one of my female friends that heard this from a dude...

"let's go halves on a baby"
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eagleyes
Perth Australia
Posted: Apr 11, 2006, 6:19 AM CST
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you

Do you believe in the here after? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after

Have you got any raisins? No? How about a date?



All hardly worth typing they were so bad!!
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tone1701
Amsterdam, New York USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2006, 10:51 AM CST
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Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you

Do you believe in the here after? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after

Have you got any raisins? No? How about a date?



All hardly worth typing they were so bad!!
hahaha yea, i dont think they would work at least on me lol

keep trying, you'll get me to say yes.

:)
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klshepar
St. Catharines, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 11, 2006, 10:53 AM CST
hey i lost my number can i have yours?
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Apr 11, 2006, 11:02 AM CST
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hey i lost my number can i have yours?
Or, I am your number!
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PaleEyes
Lawrenceburg USA
Posted: Apr 11, 2006, 12:09 PM CST
do you wash your jeans in windex, I see me in them. Thats a bad one. Or like in a song. If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me.
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Posted: May 1, 2006, 12:53 PM CST
Did it hurt???( Did what hurt?) When you fell from heaven?
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dvdmcm33
Tunbridge wells, Kent, England UK
Posted: May 1, 2006, 1:03 PM CST
oh goodness! let me assist you, the fall from heaven must have been a long way down................................and other crackers on the flowering page lol
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