Forums Nav

Forums

Dating Forums Home » Jokes & Humor » ScoTuMa Pub - All are welcome
Thread:

ScoTuMa Pub - All are welcome

Category:
Jokes & Humor
page: << 11 12 13 14 15 16 of 16
  • These threads are archived and cannot be posted to.

ScoTuMa Pub - All are welcome




Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:53 PM CST
xenos wrote:
hikes up his kilt and.... runs!!


Stoap bein such a feardi


Be a man for goodness sake and gerrup there!!!

We've given you all the free drink you wanted!!!
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
uuuhhhhh, think thats enough tequila for me (as she rubs her bruised head and ego) how bout we try a little Sex on the beach?


on the way ibiza, gim'me a sec pls

pours all drinks in the shaker, shakes dancing elephant it quit a bit, pours it in glass ...

here it is, enjoy!! wine cheers
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Stoap bein such a feardiBe a man for goodness sake and gerrup there!!!

We've given you all the free drink you wanted!!!


Paul

Your in charge of front of house, get Xenos up on that stage!!

I can handle the bar from here hunniprofessor
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
In response to:
Not just the stripper Morgan!!


can i have an encore?? missed it coz i was stuck up the bloody pole!!!!!!!
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Islas Baleares personals
jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
In response to:
hikes up his kilt and.... runs!!


Ohhh no you don't laddie, on that stage nowwww!( as she wrestles him back into the heaving mass of women)
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:55 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
Thanks trixi...whew...


Nae probs Daniel

Anything to keep some order on the opening night, its every person for themselves after tonight though.....
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:56 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
can i have an encore?? missed it coz i was stuck up the bloody pole!!!!!!!


oh, one has changed back into his clothes, and the second ..............


well, he just ran away!!

don't blame him though
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:56 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Ohhh no you don't laddie, on that stage nowwww!( as she wrestles him back into the heaving mass of women)



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:57 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Paul

Your in charge of front of house, get Xenos up on that stage!!

I can handle the bar from here hunni


ibiza is getting him back on stage, don't worry trix!!
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Islas Baleares personals
jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:58 PM CST
In response to:
on the way ibiza, gim'me a sec pls

pours all drinks in the shaker, shakes it quit a bit, pours it in glass ...

here it is, enjoy!!


Ohhhh that's lovely darlin'lips
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:58 PM CST
xenos wrote:
ok! you asked for it!!*gets up with kilt around the waist and does a star turn! wooo hooo

*shit! they are going to know that I've obviously done this before!


Nah, you're a novice.....believe me I know when a man in a kilt has twirled before, they don't need to hike it up believe me!!!!!rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 3:59 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Ohhhh that's lovely darlin'


well, you deserved a fresh drink, and not one from the pitcher, after the way you handled xenos back onto the stage!! thumbs up wine hug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:00 PM CST
p_seg wrote:
well, you deserved a fresh drink, and not one from the pitcher, after the way you handled xenos back onto the stage!!


Are we gonna make ANY profit tonight P?



rolling eyes sigh dunno D'oh!
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
free online dating
vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
Well guys you have been great company and if your around tomorrow the drinks are on me.


Take care allhug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Islas Baleares personals
jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:01 PM CST
In response to:
]well, you deserved a fresh drink, and not one from the pitcher, after the way you handled xenos back onto the stage!!


Well I used to do a bit of steer wresting back in the day...rolling on the floor laughing
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
vonney wrote:
Well guys you have been great company and if your around tomorrow the drinks are on me.Take care all


Woohoo

It's been great having ya in Vonney!!!

Hopefully c ya tomorro hunni!!

Have a guid yin

wave hug
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
vonney wrote:
Well guys you have been great company and if your around tomorrow the drinks are on me.Take care all


Good night vonney!! Thanks for you company!! wave handshake
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:02 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Well I used to do a bit of steer wresting back in the day...


Potential door staff Paul??

What d'ya think???
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »



Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
HEy

Where did Morgan, Daniel, Xenos and Olive go?????confused
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
Xlokk dating
p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 4:03 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Are we gonna make ANY profit tonight P?


PROFIT?? TONIGHT??

We've emptied half the bar, and haven't got a penny to show for it!!

Let's just hope that they'll be back tomorrow. angel
Back to top
Is this post offensive? If so, Report this post »
page: << 11 12 13 14 15 16 of 16
  • These threads are archived and cannot be posted to.

Report this thread if it breaks rules, is offensive, or contains fighting. Staff does not know about forum abuse (and cannot do anything about it), unless you tell us about it. If this thread is offensive, please click here to report it »

If site dates and times do not show correctly, you can fix this by editing your timezone
Click here to edit your timezone »