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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
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Well in that case... grab a bottle of tequilla and a bottle of cointreau and I'll lean back over the bar and you can pour it directly down my throat!!! No glass necessary!!




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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
Commin in to rock the house....head banger dancing wine
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:42 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Well in that case... grab a bottle of tequilla and a bottle of cointreau and I'll lean back over the bar and you can pour it directly down my throat!!! No glass necessary!!


Lean across the bar = dancin on da bar.......come join the fun!!!applause wave
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
Commin in to rock the house....


Daniel!!

Watcha havin????cheers
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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:43 PM CST
xenos wrote:
Helllllllloooooooooooooooooooo
I heard on the cs grapevine that you guys have a party happening here????
woooooo hooooooo I'll have a cup'a'soup and a hobnob please barmaid! er.. thought I'd try again!!!


Welcome xenos, hope that you enjoy your stay!! cheers

just mind the bar help, she'll get you drunk in less than 5 mins wink
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:44 PM CST
hi Daniel thank you for comin hug drink? barmaid's a bit slow tho dancing banana cheering
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:44 PM CST
Hey Morgan girl.....cheers
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:44 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Daniel!!

Watcha havin????


hmmm... don't know.. i'll let you decide for me...dunno
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:44 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
hi Daniel thank you for comin drink? barmaid's a bit slow tho


Standing poised ready and waiting with a glass to pour Daniel his tipple!!!!

dunno
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
vodka please make it a big one !!pouring a drink dance dancing
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
hmmm... don't know.. i'll let you decide for me...


Nae bother I think we'll start ya off on something gentle like a large voddie!!!wine
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
hi Daniel thank you for comin drink? barmaid's a bit slow tho


Well that's ok.. are you serving?
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
Hi vonny wave
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:45 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
vodka please make it a big one !!


Morgan yours is on da bar waitin on ya hunni!!!!head banger
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Nae bother I think we'll start ya off on something gentle like a large voddie!!!


That's gentle?... ok bottoms up...laugh
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
Well that's ok.. are you serving?


Lol nope you got the pleasure of a Scottish Barmaid Daniel......so careful what you wish for or ask for to drink!!!!


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p_seg
Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:46 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
vodka please make it a big one !!


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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:47 PM CST
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Thanks, but it's gonna take a bit more tequilla before I'm ready to dance on the bardancing banana so keep pourin' if you don't mind!
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:48 PM CST
hope i'm not to late! rum & coke please. where's the jukebox???

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 17, 2008, 2:48 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
Thanks, but it's gonna take a bit more tequilla before I'm ready to dance on the bar so keep pourin' if you don't mind!


Comin right up hunni!!!waiter
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