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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:16 PM CST
in the beans?

This is bizarre -- after you find the guy -- it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger,

and yes, the man is really there!





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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:20 PM CST
cuss I finally found him....I need alot more protein!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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CuspofMagic
The White Crystal CityOfLight, South Australia Australia
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
I found the Woman --- in .000000001 of a second - What does that mean laugh
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dazzling_dave
Waynesboro, Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:21 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
cuss I finally found him....I need alot more protein!!!


I guess all the cows in your neighborhood should be really scared right now huh?
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
in the beans?

This is bizarre -- after you find the guy -- it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger,

and yes, the man is really there!



I found him...Thank GOD...I'm normal...grin ...As if we didn't already know that!!!!!!!!help grin
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
I found the Woman --- in .000000001 of a second - What does that mean




hahaha....hmmm...ur crazy!!!rolling on the floor laughing
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CuspofMagic
The White Crystal CityOfLight, South Australia Australia
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:22 PM CST
Seriously --- when I approached closer to the screen - I got im in about 3secslaugh
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:23 PM CST
I found it - with some help - in one second. Does it matter if I had help (mind-meld involved)?confused dunno rolling eyes
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:25 PM CST
dazzling_dave wrote:
I guess all the cows in your neighborhood should be really scared right now huh?



haha...yeh im thinking sooo....

here cow here cow...yay


good job hugz..i sucked at it!hug
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girlnextdormouse
Marietta, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
Does it matter if I had help (mind-meld involved)?


lol, mind-meld...
rolling on the floor laughing

Did Mr. Spock help you find the man in the beans?
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
haha...yeh im thinking sooo....

here cow here cow... good job hugz..i sucked at it!




wink hug

Well nobody said it was easy!!!!!!wink grin
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:26 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
Seriously --- when I approached closer to the screen - I got im in about 3secs



a woman....??? come on cuspo...im a lil gulliable and i hate to believe you, then you say...NOT!!rolling on the floor laughing





ambrose...i really didnt think you'd get it....LOL just teasing you!teddy bear
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:45 PM CST
"ambrose...i really didnt think you'd get it....LOL just teasing you!"

Too late, baby, my feelings are terminally hurt~crying wave laugh

Seriously, I just watched "I am Legend" - movie about zombies - and that dude was a dead ringer for one of the zombies...wink
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:51 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
"ambrose...i really didnt think you'd get it....LOL just teasing you!"

Too late, baby, my feelings are terminally hurt~

Seriously, I just watched "I am Legend" - movie about zombies - and that dude was a dead ringer for one of the zombies...



moping moping sorrycrying

LOL


so was it a good movie then?????
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
girlnextdormouse wrote:
lol, mind-meld...


Did Mr. Spock help you find the man in the beans?


More like Ms. Spock. My brilliant cat, Purrcilla, found it nearly instantly.laugh wave Such a sublimely logical creature!

Jefflove
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Eire_Eyes
Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:55 PM CST
What if I found him in 2 seconds without even trying? Do I get a prize?
laugh

That was fun and was "I am Legend" any good? I really want to see that.
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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 7:59 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
sorry

LOLso was it a good movie then?????


That's kinda subjective, Blue Eyed. But since it involved punching people and beatings with sticks, yeah, I think you might be into it.laugh wave

Sorry, sweetie - couldn't resist.blushing I don't know - to me it had some imaginative elements along with some problems, as usual for one of these zombie flicks. I thought Will Smith and that German Shepherd were good in it.

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:00 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
I found the Woman --- in .000000001 of a second - What does that mean


That just means you're doing something right, Cusp.thumbs up laugh
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:15 PM CST
Ambrose2007 wrote:
That's kinda subjective, Blue Eyed. But since it involved punching people and beatings with sticks, yeah, I think you might be into it.

Sorry, sweetie - couldn't resist. I don't know - to me it had some imaginative elements along with some problems, as usual for one of these zombie flicks. I thought Will Smith and that German Shepherd were good in it.


haha its all ok....hmm i like action movies and i love will smith...hug
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capigirl
San Diego USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:19 PM CST
i found him in 10 seconds,
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
cuss I finally found him....I need alot more protein!!!
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