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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:19 PM CST

Beb, thanks, laugh I'm a freakin genius then wink
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zira9888
portsmouth, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:22 PM CST
I found someone , not sure i my coffee beans rolling on the floor laughing ...but he turned out to be a right gremlin....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing ...HELP...I dont want another one of them, I ant to nice guy to want and love me, and me, him in return....AM I BUYING THE WRONG BRAND OF BEANS ???????rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing teddy bear
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:29 PM CST
constanza wrote:
Beb, thanks, I'm a freakin genius then



of course you are...i never had a doubt...hug



hey capi...yeh i wasnt so good either...LOL ...conversing hug
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
zira9888 wrote:
I found someone , not sure i my coffee beans ...but he turned out to be a right gremlin.... ...HELP...I dont want another one of them, I ant to nice guy to want and love me, and me, him in return....AM I BUYING THE WRONG BRAND OF BEANS ???????



well cuss...maybe, not sure what the right kind is...and im screwed cuz i dont even drink coffee so have no use for the beans...LOLhug
you will find the right man for you...throw a couple beans here and there...smiles to you zira
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starliteisbrite
The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:31 PM CST
yay Found in less then 3
...now what???.......lol
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tampa1
London, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:35 PM CST
I found him......grin

Nice eye there Cherie....
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:37 PM CST
starliteisbrite wrote:
Found in less then 3
...now what???.......lol



great!!!! did u see a man or woman...cuspo seen a woman in very lil time...i think hes maybe an alien...jk

well at least you dont need any extra protein babe...ur too intelligent for us here...applause hug
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:38 PM CST
tampa1 wrote:
I found him......

Nice eye there Cherie....



COOL!!! hows da man tampa doing this days....still stirring the pot are ya...LOLcheers ive seen it....rolling on the floor laughing
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starliteisbrite
The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 8:42 PM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
great!!!! did u see a man or woman...cuspo seen a woman in very lil time...i think hes maybe an alien...jk

well at least you dont need any extra protein babe...ur too intelligent for us here...


No I saw a man
...its the comprehension of intelligence I have a problem with...laugh



Peek-A-Boo Pete I see you....lol
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lumberjak1984
brick, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 9:39 PM CST
thats weird
my brain is normal then
i though i was a looooooooooooot slower than that....damn!
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butterfly1030
Park Forest, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 10:09 PM CST
What a tiny head!
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spiceygamble
On my way abroad..., North Carolina USA
Posted: Jan 18, 2008, 10:42 PM CST
*go right brain, go right brain...

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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:30 AM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
cuss I finally found him....I need alot more protein!!!



That "cuss" thing you do is adorable! Do you actually say that?

In my imagination you say it with a pouty lip, and cross your arms, and stamp your foot.
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diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:31 AM CST
butterfly1030 wrote:
What a tiny head!




That's what she said!


laugh
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:40 AM CST


I've seen this before........


















and hell, I still can't find the friggin manfrustrated D'oh!
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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:51 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
I've seen this before........
and hell, I still can't find the friggin man



I with you, but... did I mention that I have had 6 wyoming beers, and couple shots of crown, and I am watching the Blade, Trilogyhelp


confused
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countrygirl62
Taylorsville, Utah USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:53 AM CST
Whats up girl friend, again, I need your help!!help
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:00 AM CST
blue_eyed_blonde wrote:
in the beans?

This is bizarre -- after you find the guy -- it's so obvious. Once you find him - it's embarrassing, and you think, Why didn't I see him immediately?

Doctors have concluded that if you find the man in the coffee beans in 3 seconds, your right half of your brain is better developed than most people.

If you find the man between 3 seconds and 1 minute, your right half of the brain is developed normally.

If you find the man between 1 minute and 3 minutes, then the right half of your brain is functioning slowly and you need to eat more protein.

If you have not found the man after 3 minutes, the advice is to look for more of this type of exercise to make that part of the brain stronger,

and yes, the man is really there!


No but I did find one dark bean... does that count?
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langleygirl
Langley, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:10 AM CST
If we plant him ... do you think he'll grow?????????????
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jimbhoy
Glasgow/Scotland, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:15 AM CST
Cant find him???????

yay yay does that mean i'm not gayrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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