Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:00 PM CST
Bajanblue, I think you are lying about your locale. Not true that “Barbados is lovely but conservative, no topless beaches.” It is none of those things. It is filthy, the people are perverse with no morals to speak of, and not only do they have topless beaches there, the local women see nothing wrong in changing their clothes etc right there on ANY beach, and the men flip out their dicks and flash them at innocent passers by with no provocation at all.
My best advice to anyone going there would be to not bring anything you value, as the crime, especially theft IS THAT HIGH. Bring your own food if at all picky and don’t want a steady diet of bread fruit, flying fish and rotis. And be prepared for all the locals to not only come begging, but DEMAND that you give them something in a fairly hostile manner. If you wander at all from the tourist traps, watch your back! Yes, I did live and work there for a few years, and it was a total slice of hell. Those pics you see are always shots out to sea, and rarely ever do they dare show the inland shots, or you would see that most of the country looks like the worst of slums.
As far as where to find decent food in the country…stay away from the Crane Hotel, and whatever that other one is that has Ship in it’s name. The first was on Robin Leach’s list of the top 10 places in the world, and the food and service were both so bad I begged to get the hell out of there. The other was so disgusting we even got food poisoning. For real decent food go to “Holetown” on the “cheap side” (food is better, people are friendlier…) or to some of the authentic Chinese restaurants (I think one was called the Jade Palace, but not sure). Just be careful with your camera if you take one, vidcam too, because a LOT of them will flip out on you even if they aren’t turned on, as they are still so afraid that it will steal their soul. Not kidding, have a videotape of it I made myself (that and a lot of other things there) just because I wanted to PROVE what liars those travel agents are LOL
As far as the bugs and sunscreen, LOL get used to smelling like a combo of bay leaves, lemons and cinnamon, mixed with olive oil or cocoa butter. (I used the lemons in the yard to set my hair in place instead of hairspray to kill two birds with one stone so to speak.) Only concoction I ever found that kept the bugs off, and the sunburn.
The best place I ever found to be in the whole Country was Batts Rock. Kept me sane all those years.