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i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU AT THE POST OFFiCE!

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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 11:51 AM CST
WRITE DOWN WHAT IT SAYS IN THE DAY U WERE BORN...FOR EXAMPLE{ I WANNA KISS YOU IN THE RAIN} GET IT

Jan. - i WANNA FEEL YOU
Feb. - i WANNA SEX YOU
Mar. - i WANNA DANCE WiTH YOU
Apr.- i WANNA PHUCK YOU
May.- i WANT YOUR BODY
Jun. - i WANNA KISS YOU
Jul. - i WANNA BITE YOU
Aug. - i WANNA liCK YOU
Sep. - i WANNA lOVE YOU
Oct. - i WANNA TOUCH YOU
Nov. - i WANNA RUB YOU
Dec. - i WANNA TAKE YOU TO SEX HEAVEN


1- iN THE STATiON WAGON
2- iN AN ElEVATOR
3- iN A BLIZZARD
4- IN A STREET.
5- ON THE STAiRS
6- ON THE COUNTER
7- ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
8- iN A ClOSET
9- ON ViDEO CAMERA
10- iN THE BATH TUB
11- iN THE SHEETS
12- iN THE BASEMENT
13- iN THE BACK OF A CAR
14- WHilE WATCHiNG PORN
15- iN THE DOG'S CAGE
16- iN THE SHED
17- iN THE HOT TUB
18- ON THE ROOF
19- iN THE SWiMMiNG POOl
20- WiTH STRAWBERRiES
21- iN THE DRESSiNG ROOM
22- oN thE ToiLeT
23- AT A GAS STATiON
24- iN THE RAiN
25- iN THE ATTiC
26- iN THE lAUNDRY ROOM
27- ALL NiGHT LONG
28- AT MY GRANDPARENTS HOUSE
29- WiTH A KiWi
30- AT THE POST OFFiCE
31- AT CHUCKiE CHEESE

-A FUN WAY OF LETTiNG PEOPlE KNoW YouR BDaY
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Imasquirly1
Pontoon Beach, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 11:53 AM CST
I WANNA SEX YOU.....ON THE COUNTER


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karen1973
Southampton, Hampshire, England UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 11:54 AM CST
I wanna feel you......with a kiwi!!

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 11:55 AM CST
Sep. 10 = I wanna love you in the bath tub.

At least we'll be clean.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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xoredheadxo
Richwood, West Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:14 PM CST
I wanna bite you.......in the sheets..

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:19 PM CST
I want to sex you in the streetapplause devil
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:27 PM CST
In response to:
I want to sex you in the street


I want to sex you all night longdancing banana dancing banana dancing banana



















so how do you play this birthday gameconfused dunno grin
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:28 PM CST
Take the month and the date and add them together Marty!!!dancing banana
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:30 PM CST
I want to kick the phucken shit out of you!!








































What???????
I was born in a leap year..okconfused dunno dunno blues
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:31 PM CST
In response to:
Take the month and the date and add them together Marty!!!





Duh......i knowlaugh laugh sticking out tongue laugh laugh jk babyhug
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:33 PM CST
martyg wrote:
Duh......i know jk baby



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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:39 PM CST
xenos wrote:
I wanna love you... all night long!


Such a romantic Xenos!!
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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:51 PM CST
I wanna lick you on the counter.

Personaly I could think of better places to lick, but oh well......


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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 12:55 PM CST


Most of those places aren't what they're cracked up to be....but for only $14.95 and s.a.s.e. I can send you a good list of places.


















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bubbles69
Inverness, Highland, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:18 PM CST
Oh I tried it, thats how I know it could be better.sticking out tongue
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:29 PM CST
I wanna seX you on video camera... how did you know...omg this is so accuratelaugh
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:41 PM CST
May.- i WANT YOUR BODY, 30- AT THE POST OFFiCE

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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:02 PM CST
xenos wrote:
Awww sheesh! Here I was thinking I was the macho type!


I can see through that Rodders facade you have Xenos, you know it and so do I!!!

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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
I wanna rub you on the roof
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:55 PM CST
I want to rub you at the post office
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