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I cost `$3000 A night

Florida dating
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:02 AM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
yes.. the natural very rich creamy whipping cream!!!! its much thicker and richer!!!!


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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:11 AM CST
I'll just say I'm worth a lot more than I cost! grin
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:26 AM CST
Why is the old people worth more?!

$3785 but I'm not gonna see a dime of that money am I?
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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:28 AM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
Why is the old people worth more?!

$3785 but I'm not gonna see a dime of that money am I?


Heck, we deserve something besides an AARP membership offer for living this long!grin
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
alabamabebe wrote:
Heck, we deserve something besides an AARP membership offer for living this long!
oh right ... I guess I should wait and sell my self later.
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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:38 AM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
oh right ... I guess I should wait and sell my self later.



good idea, you need to stay free for awhile longer!

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yngathrt664
la habra, California USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
See How Much You’re Really Worth For the night! - This is pretty fun
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8? to 7,, - $175
[ ] 6,,0? to 6,,7? - $150
[ ]5,,5? to 5,,11? - $75
[ ] 5,,4? to 5,,10? - $85
[ ] Under 5,,4 - $95
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125



i am $3350
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600



Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total:
REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $ — a night"
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:43 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
good idea, you need to stay free for awhile longer!
Free?! But. but but this thread just told me I worth moneys blues
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yngathrt664
la habra, California USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:46 AM CST


i cost $3350?? That is it.. no way.. I am priceless...

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prncss4someone
Hopeful, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
Zeloniy wrote:
Free?! But. but but this thread just told me I worth moneys



comfort you are worth much more than just mere money my sweet little friend...lips
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robox
oxnard, California USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 12:55 AM CST
xoredheadxo wrote:
“I cost $ 2825 a night"


i only need 5 min that should be $29.00

you take plastic?

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 1:03 AM CST
prncss4someone wrote:
you are worth much more than just mere money my sweet little friend...
aw! That's sweet. smitten
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emesoog
hartselle, Alabama USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 1:30 AM CST
I cost $3100 a night, but i'll let it go cheaper!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 1:43 AM CST
MysticalUnicorn wrote:
$2,920 for me
umm ...sold! devil
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Poetic
Heidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 3:26 AM CST
“I cost $ 3.710 a night"

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 3:40 AM CST
wfriars wrote:
Nothing like a catchin' a good time while watchin' some football or shavin' your legs.


Unless you include shaving your legs as foreplay rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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casie1600
Somewhere, Indiana USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 3:54 PM CST
3850 here... laugh
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 3:59 PM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Unless you include shaving your legs as foreplay


Na I call that a recreational sport!!!





Wait a minute...that doesn't even make sense....D'oh!
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crazedangel89
VIRGINIA BEACH, Virginia USA
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 4:11 PM CST
i am worth $4,825 ....wow!
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 21, 2008, 6:32 PM CST
wfriars wrote:
Na I call that a recreational sport!!!Wait a minute...that doesn't even make sense....


Well wink what does make sense.
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