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I cost `$3000 A night

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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:36 PM CST
gtbulldog wrote:
It's me.


But how do we know it's you? you could say you are you, but you might not be you... you might be your twin.. to many you's..D'oh! laugh
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:37 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
But how do we know it's you? you could say you are you, but you might not be you... you might be your twin.. to many you's..
You are going to have to trust me buddy.
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:40 PM CST
$3910
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:41 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
CS: $ 0.
Typing fees $ 0.Using VISA on me
for a night : Priceless
Membership has it's priviledges...



::Dana reaches into her wallet::

Come on Indy. We may not get far, but we'll have a damn good time doing it.

sticking out tongue
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:42 PM CST
dcj22 wrote:
$3910


wow! Your to high priced for me grin



And I'm cheap at only $2750
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:43 PM CST
gtbulldog wrote:
You are going to have to trust me buddy.


I believe you Thomas.. just messin..laugh handshake
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:44 PM CST
Dknew wrote:
Your to high priced for me
And I'm cheap at only $2750



I'm worth every penny of it, too, my friend. yay yay yay
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:44 PM CST
Dknew wrote:
Your to high priced for me
And I'm cheap at only $2750


hell you're worth 40 more than me..laugh
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:46 PM CST
wow 3,880...can any of you boys afford me?shamrock shimmy
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:51 PM CST
jbibiza wrote:
wow 3,880...can any of you boys afford me?
Sure.
Ciao bella
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:53 PM CST
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:54 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
I believe you Thomas.. just messin..
I know.
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jbibiza
Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 1:55 PM CST
gtbulldog wrote:
Sure.
Ciao bella


You do realize that's my bartending fees for the night... when is your event? Oh and you'll also have to cover transportation, accomodation... but I am one helluva bartenderpouring a drink
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:01 PM CST
2,985 bargin price
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:03 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
2,985 bargin price
but I don't have that much on me right now..moping may I have a discount?
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:04 PM CST
gtbulldog wrote:
I know.


wave Thomas!!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
Awww shit.. I lost count rolling eyes
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Awww shit.. I lost count


Lmao

Hi Claayer!!!blushing

I did too!!
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EricKissesDeeply
The Mountains USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
Natural Hair Color:
[ *] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75



Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ *] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15



Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8? to 7,, - $175
[ ] 6,,0? to 6,,7? - $150
[ *]5,,5? to 5,,11? - $75
[ ] 5,,4? to 5,,10? - $85
[ ] Under 5,,4 - $95



Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[* ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[* ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215



Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ *] No - $600



Vision?
[ *] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100


Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[* ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450


Favorite Colors (two):
[* ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:2675

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ *] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Grand Total 3,675
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chefster
lake station, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:08 PM CST
2550 so I seems to be the bargin of the day.
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