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I cost `$3000 A night




morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:13 PM CST
Daniel4021 wrote:
but I don't have that much on me right now.. may I have a discount?


cheeky !!
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EricKissesDeeply
The Mountains USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:17 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
cheeky !!

We are Americans over here Morgan... so here is Daniel being cheekyLOL
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yoursuperman
Lynchburg, Virginia USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:17 PM CST
counting my money see who is naughty or nice uh oh!
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Pptrixibell
Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:20 PM CST
devil angel devil angel devil
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dcj22
Somewhere, South Dakota USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:26 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
counting my money see who is naughty or nice


How much do you have on you, big boy, then you get to pick who you want.
sticking out tongue
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:27 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Lmao

Hi Claayer!!!

I did too!!


lmao.. I was doing 'ok'.. until I went to post.

When it came to typing I had forgotten what it was rolling eyes laugh


wave hug
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starliteisbrite
The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:28 PM CST
Spread the wealth superman......laugh
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:32 PM CST
My true cost for the night....grin




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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:33 PM CST
Myself $3,450,, hell.. if I could get someone to pay that once a month I would have it made!
the more truthful question would be how much I would have to pay her?dunno

If I have to pay a woman for sex.. would that make by buy sexual?grin
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:34 PM CST


Keep in mind the dollar is falling, so you're not that expensive. rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 2:36 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
Keep in mind the dollar is falling, so you're not that expensive.


sticking out tongue I only accept..cash too...no checks...scold cool grin
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gtbulldog
Towson, Maryland USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:01 PM CST
Pptrixibell wrote:
Thomas!!
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:03 PM CST
morganlee wrote:
cheeky !!


um... cheeky?dunno
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:04 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
See How Much You’re Really Worth For the night! - This is pretty fun
Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8? to 7,, - $175
[ ] 6,,0? to 6,,7? - $150
[ ]5,,5? to 5,,11? - $75
[ ] 5,,4? to 5,,10? - $85
[ ] Under 5,,4 - $95
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215
Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600



Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

I cost nothing, other than the price of a kiss......

Final Total:
REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $ — a night"
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:05 PM CST
EricKissesDeeply wrote:
We are Americans over here Morgan... so here is Daniel being cheekyLOL


now your makin me blushing blushing
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:05 PM CST
I cost $3,070.00 Per night. Cash only please rolling on the floor laughing

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Fellfrosch
At home, Thuringia Germany
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:06 PM CST
2975$
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FlowerOfTheSnow
Malaga, Andalucia Spain
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:19 PM CST
$ 3760 !!! They do say the more expensive oils come in small bottles!!! laugh yay
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Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 3:23 PM CST
FlowerOfTheSnow wrote:
$ 3760 !!! They do say the more expensive oils come in small bottles!!!


You are so parfume....
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knowswhentofold
Norristown, Pennsylvania USA
Posted: Jan 19, 2008, 4:35 PM CST
D'oh! I can't even afford to take myself out according to this list!!! rolling on the floor laughing

$3795.00

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