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I cost `$3000 A night

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BeautifulEri
Guadalajara, Jalisco Mexico
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:07 AM CST
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Gmorning everybody...

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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 19, 2008, 11:31 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Tell me more I am intrigued.


My eye color says it all!!!
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 4:37 AM CST
wfriars wrote:
My eye color says it all!!!


Ah yes come to bed eyes I like it.
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TurkishDelight
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:27 AM CST
I cost $3545 a nightgrin
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:29 AM CST
TurkishDelight wrote:
I cost $3545 a night


And that includes frankfurter buns rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil
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TurkishDelight
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:31 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
And that includes frankfurter buns

rolling on the floor laughing
dear Mods
May I have an emoticon that slaps him around the head pretty please

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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:33 AM CST
TurkishDelight wrote:
dear Mods
May I have an emoticon that slaps him around the head pretty please


I never knew that S&M was free dropping jaw devil
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TurkishDelight
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:35 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
I never knew that S&M was free

Only for you Ronan grin
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 5:43 AM CST
TurkishDelight wrote:
Only for you Ronan


Aww thanks blushing
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 6:41 AM CST
I cost $ 3545 a night!

blimey!rolling on the floor laughing
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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 8:06 AM CST
I'm off the chart. I'm 58. That'll be $2,000 just for starters.
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Skeptikos
Greenville, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 8:09 AM CST
Total comes to $3,540.

Looks like I'm makin' a pretty damn good livin'.
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 8:31 AM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Ah yes come to bed eyes I like it.


blushing blushing blushing

I prefer the "come hither" description of my eyes...besides who said a bed has to be involved.
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 6:27 PM CST
wfriars wrote:
I prefer the "come hither" description of my eyes...besides who said a bed has to be involved.


Indeed the couch or even the showerdevil
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
skimpydoo wrote:
Indeed the couch or even the shower


Nothing like a catchin' a good time while watchin' some football or shavin' your legs.wink
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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 9:51 PM CST
I cost $3150 a night!!!! devil
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:01 PM CST
confused I cost $3560 , an does that mean I can't even afford myself for the night ????moping
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swee_tangella
willemstad Netherlands Antilles
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:15 PM CST
i cost3375innocent
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:34 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
I cost $3560 , an does that mean I can't even afford myself for the night ????


Okay here's the plan, if we subtract what your worth for a night from what I am worth for a night and then split the difference, we might be in good shape...
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:36 PM CST
wfriars wrote:
Okay here's the plan, if we subtract what your worth for a night from what I am worth for a night and then split the difference, we might be in good shape...



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