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I cost `$3000 A night

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I cost `$3000 A night

oklahoma dating
wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:39 PM CST

I mean it's only $290.00...I might even split it with ya....


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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:41 PM CST
I am like the dollar store everything just one dollar crying crying
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:43 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am like the dollar store everything just one dollar



That's ok Des I know your cheap , that's why I make you my bootie call.
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:43 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am like the dollar store everything just one dollar


The good news about the dollar store is they route stock pretty quick...I mean who ain't got a dollar???
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:43 PM CST
that should say rotate not route...sorry bout that.
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lostinboston
swampscott, Massachusetts USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:44 PM CST
i cost 3695 a night! dropping jaw


See How Much You’re Really Worth For the night! - This is pretty fun
Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$75



Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15



Height:
[ ] Over 7,, - $200
[ ] 6,,8? to 7,, - $175
[x] 6,,0? to 6,,7? - $150
[ ]5,,5? to 5,,11? - $75
[ ] 5,,4? to 5,,10? - $85
[ ] Under 5,,4 - $95



Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[x] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100


Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[x] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215



Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600



Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100


Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450


Favorite Colors (two):
[ ] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total:

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope-add $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total:
REPOST WITH TITLE:
“I cost $-- a night"
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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:45 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I am like the dollar store everything just one dollar




******** waves a $20 bill in the air!!! ************


devil devil devil devil
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:46 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
******** waves a $20 bill in the air!!! ************


I don't make change so you get alot for that 20 devil
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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:47 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I don't make change so you get alot for that 20


uhhhhhhh i wasn't asking for change.... i want all i can get for $20!!!!!!!dancing banana dancing banana dancing banana
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
uhhhhhhh i wasn't asking for change.... i want all i can get for $20!!!!!!!


That's the best marriage proposal yet....


You just bought yourself a life time supply of des!!! Congratuations!

How do you feel?





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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
[ ]Shoe Size:
[x] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450





ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy gawwwwwwwwdddddd!!!!!wow! kiss heart wings
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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
wfriars wrote:
That's the best marriage proposal yet....You just bought yourself a life time supply of des!!! Congratuations!

How do you feel?



feels WONDERFUL wendy!!! I be loving me some Des!!!! kiss kiss kiss
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
feels WONDERFUL wendy!!! I be loving me some Des!!!!


Carla you are the best blushing blushing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:55 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
feels WONDERFUL wendy!!! I be loving me some Des!!!!


But for a dollar who will not love Des crying crying
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hrt4lse
Redding, California USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:57 PM CST
I cost $2,750 a night...lol
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wfriars
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:58 PM CST
desmond wrote:
But for a dollar who will not love Des


It's win, win....you can have all the love you want...And if you don't want the love then lovin' you had will buy you as many double cheese burgers at McD's that you could ever want!


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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 10:59 PM CST
desmond wrote:
But for a dollar who will not love Des



awww Des.... you know your love has no dollar amount!!! sticking out tongue
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:01 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
awww Des.... you know your love has no dollar amount!!!


are you bring out your credit card baby devil devil devil
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:02 PM CST
wfriars wrote:
It's win, win....you can have all the love you want...And if you don't want the love then lovin' you had will buy you as many double cheese burgers at McD's that you could ever want!


Just have to love a lady that wants to feed me.



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Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:02 PM CST
desmond wrote:
are you bring out your credit card baby



nah... i thought we'd just take it out in trade!!!!! sticking out tongue
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