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I cost `$3000 A night

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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:13 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
I'm sorry dear , but I did have him firs he wanted to try out the leather seats with baby oil and I think thashow I lured him in



weren't you kinda curious why he was already "slippery" when he got there???? hmmm wasn't the baby oil dear!!! rolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
weren't you kinda curious why he was already "slippery" when he got there???? hmmm wasn't the baby oil dear!!!


Never know a dollar can be so much fun

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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:14 PM CST
desmond wrote:
I though you never leave leftovers



i dont usually usually order the super sized full meal deal either!!!! wow!
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
weren't you kinda curious why he was already "slippery" when he got there???? hmmm wasn't the baby oil dear!!!



hmmm and he told me he slipped and fel into a mud puddle , Des I'm hurt that you cheated on me. Next time it'll cost you more..
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:15 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
i dont usually usually order the super sized full meal deal either!!!!


first time for everything devil devil
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
hmmm and he told me he slipped and fel into a mud puddle , Des I'm hurt that you cheated on me. Next time it'll cost you more..


Joey confused confused moping blues frustrated frustrated are you saying no more fre rides

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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:16 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
hmmm and he told me he slipped and fel into a mud puddle , Des I'm hurt that you cheated on me. Next time it'll cost you more..



that wasnt "mud" .... ummmmm it was chocolate joey!!!! sticking out tongue sticking out tongue
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:18 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Joey are you saying no more fre rides



Nope , next time you get to play the sheep and I'll pretend to be the Wyoming cowboy






Yea I noticed Carla , cause it was hell tring to clean that out of the seat
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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:18 PM CST
desmond wrote:
first time for everything


guess i need to work on eating everything in the box!
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:20 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
guess i need to work on eating everything in the box!


Good because it is finger licking good devil devil
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
Nope , next time you get to play the sheep and I'll pretend to be the Wyoming cowboy
Yea I noticed Carla , cause it was hell tring to clean that out of the seat


Joey I know how you like to roleplay blushing blushing blushing
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:21 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
guess i need to work on eating everything in the box!



Hmmm and how is that box decorated confused
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:22 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Joey I know how you like to roleplay



yep yep head banger head banger

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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:23 PM CST
desmond wrote:
Good because it is finger licking good


with fries, coleslaw and gravy????



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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:24 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
Hmmm and how is that box decorated




with red trim and a face with a goatee!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:24 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
with fries, coleslaw and gravy????


sounds like you like to roleplay also you can call it what ever you want

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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:25 PM CST
desmond wrote:
sounds like you like to roleplay also you can call it what ever you want



KFC BABY!!! gotta have gravy in the box!!! cheering
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:25 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
with red trim and a face with a goatee!!!!!



Hmm well , can't help with a goatee since I tok that off awhile back. Sure'y the's someone that might be able to replace that
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desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:30 PM CST
just4fun07 wrote:
KFC BABY!!! gotta have gravy in the box!!!



well just call me Colonel Sanders and i have a dollar menu
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just4fun07
Celeste, Texas USA
Posted: Feb 20, 2008, 11:31 PM CST
desmond wrote:
well just call me Colonel Sanders and i have a dollar menu



for the super sized family pack???teddy bear
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