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Well, it has been nearly seven months since I originally posted this thread and it would seem that quite a few of us are still in the dark!

I can't take credit for this, but... (I nearly laughed myself to tears while reading it!)How many message board readers does it take to change the light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been
changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...

Another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct
spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty.

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add "Me too".

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their chickens and a light bulb.

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

You know, I was just thinkin that I should change the lightbulb in the toilet to an 'eco-bulb'

Be patriotic and get one of those red, white and blue snake lights and put it up under the rim. I hear Obama's loo has one....

You're safe Kansas... I checked the DNC committee rules. No problem w/snake lights as long as they have itty bitty energy saving bulbs.

I can live with that, Indy!

Soooo... Still 50/50? Or are you up to 65/35?

I can live with that, Indy!

Soooo... Still 50/50? Or are you up to 65/35?

Probably 61.5/39.5

I'm looking into a solar powered truck to drive down. Expecting rain?

I'll just make sure I only drive on well lit roads.

Absolutely spot on!!!