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curlywolf
quebec, Quebec Canada
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 4:26 PM CST
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Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

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Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

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Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

New and improved

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

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Loners Club

Postal Service


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bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 6:16 PM CST
Great Britain.grin
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Indiana dating
Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 6:17 PM CST
United States
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 6:18 PM CST
Smart politician....grin
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 6:19 PM CST
Army Intelligence
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Bayern personals
solitare
Munchen, Bayern Germany
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 6:31 PM CST
Phone sex ?????? Why and how would this be an oxymoron?
A phone is for talking and if you talk to someone else being sexually graphic with each other, it doesnt contradict itself' one could say "aural sex" and still imply the same thing minus the phone as an instrument with which/ through which to speak to each other.
Years ago I designed a record album cover for Aural Sax, containing many romantic songs played on the saxophone...%D
No one, unless gagged, keeps silent during sex... let alone making love....jmo
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Ontario dating
gentlepaws
Any town, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:31 PM CST
Half dead.
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jaywill2013
Sebastopol, California USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:42 PM CST
Performance noserider
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
Good Tequila....barfing
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:45 PM CST
sensitive man is NOT an oxymorondevil









innocent angel
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
airliner wrote:
sensitive man is NOT an oxymoron


you probably have not met one yetlaugh
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totallytopside
Ironton, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
Bad luck?

dunno
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Hugz_n_Kissez
Someplace, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
airliner wrote:
sensitive man is NOT an oxymoron


I think it is....rolling eyes laugh grin
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mastic55
Long Island, New York USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
"And faith unfaithful kept him falsely true"D'oh!
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airandgrace
brighton, East Sussex, England UK
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
BRAIN DEAD
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 25, 2008, 7:49 PM CST
Hugz_n_Kissez wrote:
I think it is....


I think you haven't met one of those either, sweetie....laugh hug
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