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Post a rumor about the person above you II

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anjel
tempe, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:30 PM CST
airliner wrote:
she auditioned for one of the James Bond movies, was considered for the part but blew it when self-recorded amateur singing footage surfaced on youtube


the singing worked, your idea of you taking off your clothes and pole dancing was what caused me to miss out! Did I tell you you were no longer my manager....?
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:30 PM CST
airliner wrote:
she auditioned for one of the James Bond movies, was considered for the part but blew it when self-recorded amateur singing footage surfaced on youtube


Every friday night he sits in the middle of the kitchen floor nakid dripping candle wax all over his body..then lights his wick
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:33 PM CST
anjel wrote:
the singing worked, your idea of you taking off your clothes and pole dancing was what caused me to miss out! Did I tell you you were no longer my manager....?


She left me because I wouldn't stop fishing most nightscrying
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anjel
tempe, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:35 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
She left me because I wouldn't stop fishing most nights


he'd bring the fish to bed... sticking out tongue
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:40 PM CST
anjel wrote:
the singing worked, your idea of you taking off your clothes and pole dancing was what caused me to miss out! Did I tell you you were no longer my manager....?


swimsuit issue of sports illustrated wants to buy the rights to this CS picture. Offer: $2.95rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:42 PM CST
airliner wrote:
swimsuit issue of sports illustrated wants to buy the rights to this CS picture. Offer: $2.95


He likes shopping in the nude.
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:43 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
He likes shopping in the nude.


yup....and then somelaugh
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:46 PM CST
airliner wrote:
yup....and then some
uh oh!

He visits nudest camps four times a year.
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:48 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
He visits nudest camps four times a year.


She used to be a nun
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
j_goose71 wrote:
She used to be a nun


became friends with a fictional character
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j_goose71
Over there USA
Posted: Mar 27, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
constanza wrote:
became friends with a fictional character


Smells like cabbage.
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New Jersey personals
airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:00 AM CST
constanza wrote:
became friends with a fictional character


she is in love with her faceless CS picturelaugh
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anjel
tempe, Arizona USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:12 AM CST
airliner wrote:
she is in love with her faceless CS picture


he is inlove with with everyone's cs picture....
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
anjel wrote:
he is inlove with with everyone's cs picture....


nope...only with those pictures in which people pose by the water

(such as my own)rolling on the floor laughing
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acausey07
somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:32 AM CST
airliner wrote:
nope...only with those pictures in which people pose by the water

(such as my own)


he secretly wants to give birthrolling on the floor laughing sticking out tongue
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:34 AM CST
acausey07 wrote:
he secretly wants to give birth


she wants to father my childrolling on the floor laughing
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acausey07
somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:36 AM CST
airliner wrote:
she wants to father my child



rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I cant think of anything to back on that one.. you got me rolling on the floor laughing
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sxc666
Central Coast, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:45 AM CST
acausey07 wrote:
I cant think of anything to back on that one.. you got me


She sleeps on white fluffy clouds, and is a manager of the cupids.
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acausey07
somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:48 AM CST
sxc666 wrote:
She sleeps on white fluffy clouds, and is a manager of the cupids.


She isnt good at posting rumors only compliments... hug hug lips


And giggles when she fartssticking out tongue laugh (had to throw that in there hun u know i wuv u)
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airliner
Central, New Jersey USA
Posted: Mar 28, 2008, 12:51 AM CST
acausey07 wrote:
She isnt good at posting rumors only compliments... And giggles when she farts (had to throw that in there hun u know i wuv u)


holly cow !!!

how did you come to know that?
laugh
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