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Post a rumor about the person above you II

California dating
thegreeneyedbrat
Ridgecrest/China Lake, California USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 8:44 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
Takes roses from the neighbors garden


wears tights, a cape and changes in a phone boothlips
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 8:46 PM CST
yoursuperman wrote:
Takes roses from the neighbors garden


only because he doesnt buy me any sticking out tongue
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Texas personals
diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:09 PM CST
She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:10 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
She once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.


Are my secrets not safe anywhere...........D'oh!
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:15 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Are my secrets not safe anywhere...........


Was caught on camera tring to steal a male manaquin from the store the other day , saying something along the lines "He's almost the perfect man." confused
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
Was caught on camera tring to steal a male manaquin from the store the other day , saying something along the lines "He's almost the perfect man."


Can you blame me only manaquins are built downstairs like he was.
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New Jersey singles
ariesgirl003
Bangin, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:18 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
Was caught on camera tring to steal a male manaquin from the store the other day , saying something along the lines "He's almost the perfect man."


He's hot for merolling on the floor laughing Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:22 PM CST
sxc666 wrote:
Can you blame me only manaquins are built downstairs like he was.



LMFAO


Well I was going to offer an evening of a romantic dinner, then offer slow dancing followed by giving you a nice relaxing massage , but if he's better dunno sticking out tongue






I heard she gives kids earwax and tells them it's chewing gum conversing
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New Jersey singles
ariesgirl003
Bangin, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:27 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
LMFAOWell I was going to offer an evening of a romantic dinner, then offer slow dancing followed by giving you a nice relaxing massage , but if he's better
I heard she gives kids earwax and tells them it's chewing gum



Has a whole line of blow up dollssticking out tongue
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Ontario singles
Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
ariesgirl003 wrote:
Has a whole line of blow up dolls


Next upcoming film,

"Your Cue", based on a best selliing novel that played the cat and mouse of game of riddles, giggles and jiggles.

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Rollgy
Poplar Bluff, Missouri USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:30 PM CST
ariesgirl003 wrote:
Has a whole line of blow up dolls


Well they are the perfect date sticking out tongue



Runsaround naked during a full moon clucking like a chicken conversing


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New Jersey singles
ariesgirl003
Bangin, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:32 PM CST
Tumpa wrote:
Next upcoming film,

"Your Cue", based on a best selliing novel that played the cat and mouse of game of riddles, giggles and jiggles.




Runs a porn film company..sticking out tongue
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New Jersey singles
ariesgirl003
Bangin, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:34 PM CST
Rollgy wrote:
Well they are the perfect date
Runsaround naked during a full moon clucking like a chicken



Knows alots of lot lizardsdropping jaw
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Texas personals
diogenes
Longview, Texas USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:35 PM CST
She mailed me a chocolate replica of her lady bits, with a note that said eat me.

I did.
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ariesgirl003
Bangin, New Jersey USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:37 PM CST
diogenes wrote:
She mailed me a chocolate replica of her lady bits, with a note that said eat me.

I did.



He locked me in a cabin oncedancing banana
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Ontario singles
Tumpa
ottawa, Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:40 PM CST
ariesgirl003 wrote:
Runs a porn film company..


And that company's name might be SIDEPOCKET.......

Aries becomes receptionist and public affairs spokesperson....
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New South Wales dating
sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:48 PM CST
He stole my bra and panties so he could wear them
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a_l_e_x
london, England UK
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:55 PM CST
nope
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Florida personals
desmond
kissimmee, Florida USA
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 9:58 PM CST
I think I would have made a better girl than a guy.
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sxc666
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales Australia
Posted: Jan 30, 2008, 10:09 PM CST
Sweety there are operations you can have you know kiss
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