bring out your dead.....jokes that is
j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
1oneman: teacher asks in class for a 3 slyabelle word..
little johnny puts up his hand and says yes miss..mas ter bate...
oh my thats a mouthful..
johnny said ..
no miss you are thinking of a blowjob..
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why is a wedding dress white?
so the dishwasher matches the fridge
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Why is it so hard for women to find men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Because THOSE guys already HAVE boyfriends
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Why is it so hard for men to make eye contact?
Because breasts don't have eyes
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1oneman
castlebar, Mayo Ireland
humpty dumphy sat on the bed ..
while little bo beep was givin him head..
when he cum she started to weep..
cos she could tell by the taste..
he been shaggin her sheep..
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
What's the difference between a northern fairy tale and a southern fairy tale?
A northern fairy tale starts out with "once upon a time..." a southern fairy tale starts out with"y'all ain't gonna believe this shit...."
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
And the difference between a northern zoo and a southern one?
A souhern zoo has the description of the animal on the outside of the cage along with a "recipe"
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
I got a sweater for christmas, but what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner.
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
There are two sides to a divorce.....
Yours and shithead's
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Everytime I walk into a single's bar, those wise words my mom once said keep repeating in my head....
"Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been!!!"
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Yes, I'm in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here....
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Everyday I beat my own previous record for the number of consecutive days I've managed to stay alive
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me....
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Surely, the roundst knight at Arthur's table was Sir Cumferance
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j_goose: I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me....
ha ha ha ha
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Time flies like an arrow....fruit flies like bananas
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Always borrow money from a pesamst, they never expect it back
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Did you hear about the guy wo got a apartment over a bank!!!....wel his ass sits over 10 million dollars....
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
who has the right of way when four cars approach a four way stop at the sam time?
The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker that read "guns don't kill people. I do"
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