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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:29 AM CST
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.applause
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:31 AM CST
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morganlee
Qawra, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:42 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:56 AM CST
Indyfella wrote:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.



How about a passionate, stable,exciting,ambitious,unpredictable woman with a zest for life and bid tits????
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Daniel4021
Somewhere, Tennessee USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:57 AM CST
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vonney
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:58 AM CST
life and bid tits????




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dcj22
Somewhere, Minnesota USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 5:59 AM CST
You know, Bob , I love reading everything that you post. Always gives me a laugh!!!

Thank you, my friend. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


Course, I'm obviously not the woman for you. blues
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dragonfly88
valencia, Valenciana Spain
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 6:01 AM CST
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maruska1980
Santa Venera, Majjistral Malta
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 6:03 AM CST
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skimpydoo
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 6:15 AM CST
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:25 PM CST


Just a point of correction: I'm not opposed to the "itty bitty titty club" sticking out tongue
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blue_eyed_blonde
Vinton, Iowa USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:27 PM CST
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DUBLINGUY1973
Dublin, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:29 PM CST
Indyfella wrote:
When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.


Aren't we all?!! rolling on the floor laughing
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Dknew
Warner, New Hampshire USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:30 PM CST
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starliteisbrite
The planet earth....:), Ontario Canada
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:30 PM CST
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..with her feet firmly planted on the ground????....laugh
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Iseeyou
Rockford, Illinois USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:30 PM CST
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Jan1305
(Moscow region temporarily), Murcia Spain
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:36 PM CST
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And she is probably looking for a fat wallet in the pocket of the older and wiser man! A match made in heaven.
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FishingMTgirl
Big Sky, Montana USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
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Nova Scotia singles
Konigsberg
Jurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:44 PM CST
"I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits."[/quote]

Ha Ha When you will get REAL older you will be wishing that that girl had a tad smaller tits. devil rolling on the floor laughing
Gravity ..you know ... Roll them up! handshake
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Indyfella
indianapolis, Indiana USA
Posted: Jan 31, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
Konigsberg wrote:
"I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits."


Ha Ha When you will get REAL older you will be wishing that that girl had a tad smaller tits.
Gravity ..you know ... Roll them up![/quote]


Ron White (comedian) has a cute skit about that... laugh
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