bubbles69: For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Schitt?
We find ouselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack Schitt", Well thanks to my geneaology efforts, you can now respond at an intellectual level.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt,the fertilizer magnate married O Schitt, the owner of Needeep N.Schitt Inc.They had one son Jack.
In turn Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children.Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins,Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock,and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile Dip Scitt married Loda Schitt and produced a son With a rather nervous disposition called Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Full Schitt and Giva schitt were inseperable through childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a double civil ceremony.The announcment in the paper read, The Schitt-Happens Nuptials. The Schitt-Happens childre were Dawg, Byrd and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son,left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride,Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says you dont know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
Regards from
Crock O Schitt.
I know Jack Schitt, Jack Schitt was a friend of mine..... My dear, you're no Jack Schitt.
