Women: Is this really how you feel?

KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 2:32 PM CST

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move And They automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something you'd like to have dinner with." (i love this words )

Saw it posted on a profile. If anything, it sure is funny.

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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 2:34 PM CST

that about sums it up.

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mindfful
my little cowtown, Missouri USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 2:36 PM CST

nope

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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 2:41 PM CST

I have a headache now.

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Zellarrone1
Hull, England UK

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 2:54 PM CST

KrazieStill wrote:

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move And They automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something you'd like to have dinner with." (i love this words )

Saw it posted on a profile. If anything, it sure is funny.

All true

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breezee
athens, Attica Greece

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 3:02 PM CST

I UNDERSTAND!!!!
Sounds right to me......

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nattysa
Athens, Attica Greece

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 3:05 PM CST

Super analysis of a sad situation!

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lusciousmile
Espoo, Etela-Suomen Laani Finland

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 3:08 PM CST

Well.....
I disagree.

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Roguecop
Elko, Nevada USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 3:11 PM CST

Looks like someone Jaded Wrote that

Chaz

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:01 PM CST

In my experience:

Beautiful women are dumb.
Women who are beautiful and not dumb are rude and stuck up.
Beautiful, smart and nice are horrible in bed.
Average looking women who are smart and good in bed are lesbians.
Sexy, good looking, intelligent, nice and kinky are married.
Single, artistic, intelligent and beautiful are narcissistic.
Open minded, nice, single sexy and smart are to desperate.
Beautiful, open-minded, sexy, smart and single have children.
Beautiful, kinky, sexy, smart without children treat men like condoms.
Single, good looking, nice and smart are emotionally unstable and think that all men want is sex.

I am afraid... very afraid...

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aquila_j
Topeka, Kansas USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:07 PM CST

I like this post and yes that is how it goes :(.

Zeloniy I would be scared to.LOL

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Detente
North West, England UK

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:09 PM CST

Zeloniy wrote:

In my experience:

Beautiful women are dumb.
Women who are beautiful and not dumb are rude and stuck up.
Beautiful, smart and nice are horrible in bed.
Average looking women who are smart and good in bed are lesbians.
Sexy, good looking, intelligent, nice and kinky are married.
Single, artistic, intelligent and beautiful are narcissistic.
Open minded, nice, single sexy and smart are to desperate.
Beautiful, open-minded, sexy, smart and single have children.
Beautiful, kinky, sexy, smart without children treat men like condoms.
Single, good looking, nice and smart are emotionally unstable and think that all men want is sex.

I am afraid... very afraid...

I'd love to offer my support and agreement for your very well observed comments, but I'm too scared...

DOH!

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Zellarrone1
Hull, England UK

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:09 PM CST

Zeloniy wrote:

In my experience:

Beautiful women are dumb.
Women who are beautiful and not dumb are rude and stuck up.
Beautiful, smart and nice are horrible in bed.
Average looking women who are smart and good in bed are lesbians.
Sexy, good looking, intelligent, nice and kinky are married.
Single, artistic, intelligent and beautiful are narcissistic.
Open minded, nice, single sexy and smart are to desperate.
Beautiful, open-minded, sexy, smart and single have children.
Beautiful, kinky, sexy, smart without children treat men like condoms.
Single, good looking, nice and smart are emotionally unstable and think that all men want is sex.

I am afraid... very afraid...

All lies

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classicrockgirl
Florida, Florida USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:11 PM CST

Even more confused then ever

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Iceprincess81
Keflavik, Southern Peninsula Iceland

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:14 PM CST

NO I totally disagree!!!!

It takes time to find the right one, I know and I have found mine hes the best and treats me like a real princess.

I love you babe

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Aries01
Dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:19 PM CST

KrazieStill wrote:

The nice men are ugly.
The handsome men are not nice.
The handsome and nice men are gay.
The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
The handsome men without money are after our money.
The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.
The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and never make the first move And They automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the hell out of them until they turn into something you'd like to have dinner with." (i love this words )

Saw it posted on a profile. If anything, it sure is funny.

BRILLIANT... U SHOULD CHARGE FOR THIS

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:19 PM CST

Detente wrote:

I'd love to offer my support and agreement for your very well observed comments, but I'm too scared... DOH!

I ain't scared of being killed by a mob of angry women. I'm scared I'm gonna die alone

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Zellarrone1
Hull, England UK

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:20 PM CST

classicrockgirl wrote:

Even more confused then ever

It's just meant to be 2 lighthearted funny posts having a dig at the opposite sexes

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Detente
North West, England UK

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:24 PM CST

Zeloniy wrote:

I ain't scared of being killed by a mob of angry women. I'm scared I'm gonna die alone

Dude, judging by your way with words, you'd sweet talk 'em into transporting your sorry ass to a nice warm mud bathand strippin' off before they did you gooooood!

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Zeloniy
Richmond, Virginia USA

Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 6:25 PM CST

Zellarrone1 wrote:

....... lighthearted .... funny ..... dig

opss ...

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