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Worst, funniest and most cliche reasons you've ever heard for breaking up, cheating, etc.

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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:43 PM CST
The worst would be
Its not your baby!

No I havent heard it myself.
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:46 PM CST
trish123 wrote:
ah, dont worry about that - they wouldnt let me attend my ex's funeral after I asked if it would be unseemly to bring a very heavy weight for the top of the coffin


rolling on the floor laughing I needed a good laugh. Thanks. :)
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KrazieStill
Bristol, Connecticut USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:47 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
The worst would be
Its not your baby!

No I havent heard it myself.


OMG. rolling on the floor laughing
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:48 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
The worst would be
Its not your baby!

No I havent heard it myself.


Off subject, but that reminds me of a joke....


A man and his wife had been having sex for YEARS, and ne night the wife turned on the lights and caught him screwing her with a Di*do. Apparantly he had been it all through their marrage.

"Explain the Dil*o, assho*e!!!" yells the wife.

the husband replies, "Explainh kids, bit*h!!!"


rolling on the floor laughing
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trish123
Lancashire, Lancashire, England UK
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:51 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Off subject, but that reminds me of a joke....A man and his wife had been having sex for YEARS, and ne night the wife turned on the lights and caught him screwing her with a Di*do. Apparantly he had been it all through their marrage.

"Explain the Dil*o, assho*e!!!" yells the wife.

the husband replies, "Explainh kids, bit*h!!!"




grin
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j_goose
northfield, Ohio USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:53 PM CST
I nominate J_Goose as the worst typer of all time.peace
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 7:53 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Off subject, but that reminds me of a joke....A man and his wife had been having sex for YEARS, and ne night the wife turned on the lights and caught him screwing her with a Di*do. Apparantly he had been it all through their marrage.

"Explain the Dil*o, assho*e!!!" yells the wife.

the husband replies, "Explainh kids, bit*h!!!"


Hey,, if she gets pregnant, I know she is messing around,, Im fixed and checked.
so it would be a dead giveaway!

The best reason I cant put in here, I would sound too high minded dunno
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CuspofMagic
space/energy, South Australia Australia
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 8:00 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
like"It's not you, it's me.." and such.


--- Hes just a friend
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constanza
Los Angeles, California USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 8:01 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
The worst would be
Its not your baby!

No I havent heard it myself.




grin ..... but feel free to send us the child support sticking out tongue
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omega1036
spearfish, South Dakota USA
Posted: Feb 11, 2008, 8:32 PM CST
j_goose wrote:
Off subject, but that reminds me of a joke....A man and his wife had been having sex for YEARS, and ne night the wife turned on the lights and caught him screwing her with a Di*do. Apparantly he had been it all through their marrage.

"Explain the Dil*o, assho*e!!!" yells the wife.

the husband replies, "Explainh kids, bit*h!!!"


reminds me of a joke
man and his wife laying in bed he says GOODNIGHT MOTHER OF 5
she says GOODNIGHT FATHER OF 1
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