Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy

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Oslojente Olso Norway
1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

6. He who laughs last thinks the slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p eople appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow
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foreveryoung1 cartagena, Murcia Spain
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p_seg Central, Xlokk Malta
They're all good, but I liked the following one most!!

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Nice ones Oslo!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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kidaling central alberta, Alberta Canada
Good ol' Larry ........I agree # 23, he he
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Scottishlass Knoxville, Tennessee USA
gotta love Larry thumbs up rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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The_Kansan Claxton (Powell) , Tennessee USA
Yep, Dan (Larry) is good! His uncle Jerry used to run a pilot car for me when I was hauling oversized loads in Kansas and Nebraska.

Yep, he's good alright! (Unfortunately, most - not all, but most - of those quotes are from another comic genius: George Carlin) thumbs up
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jbibiza Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Absolutly brilliant, I'm still laughing! thanks Oslo! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Hugz_n_Kissez Someplace, Ontario Canada
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valentines G/F....bouquet of flowers hug hug teddy bear
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Konigsberg Jurassic Park (Site B), Nova Scotia Canada
p_seg: They're all good, but I liked the following one most!!

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Nice ones Oslo!!






dropping jaw Paul it was my pick devil


Light travels faster than sound. That's why some p eople appear bright until you hear them speak.

Isn't it ironic? laugh




Thanks Oslo ... love that kind of stuff of human wisdom. laugh
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alabamabebe Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA
Bump.

I missed this yesterday. Too funny! rolling on the floor laughing
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