Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:37 AM CST
Right!
Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here flirting. You're up here flirtlifting.
You see this?
FLIRT ™
This has never seen daylight, moonlight, an Israelite, fanny by the gaslight.
Take a bag, c'mon take a bag!
Don't think that because these boxes are sealed up, they're empty. The only man who sells empty boxes is the undertaker.
Here, one price. Ten smackers.
Squeeze in if you can. Left leg, right leg, your body will follow. They call it walking.
You want one as well, darling?
You do?
That's it! They're waking up.
Treat the wife. Treat somebody else's wife. It's a lot more fun if you don't get caught.