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Best laugh I've had tonight!

Not sure there's enough of my sanity left to pay with!

Oh I named him Larry...But you could paint him up and call him Sue if you wanted to...

I will keep my eye out for a cheap hoe for you.

Keep your eyes peeled for an inexpensive sucker for me.

Since I fish so much I will catch you a sucker..but warning.. they are bottom feeders!

I wanted to say, I guess as long as he's not a bottom beater!

But all I could do is

Talking about

sitting here snacking and git it all over my new white face,, had to wipe it off with a dirty napkin

I have some white out if you need to remove any blemishes.

no no silly,
I meant.... I sure aint going to wipe my face with a sanitary napkin!

but yea... pass the whiteout!

Sometimes I just don't catch on...

(oh and before I forget )

What part.....you are short?
or is something getting tickled?

Hi all... there are many of reasons why I'm single right now. I work a lot, family/ friends not approving of someone I'm dating (very LONG story behind this one), me being "too independent", not being able to trust what the guys I've been with say or do, and tired of feeling used by the guys I've dated. (just to name a few) But it's all good... life happens and you move on and learn to deal with it

Confused...tickled...short...yeah all of it...

Wrong time.

I was in the right place, but it must have been the wrong time
I was sayin' the right things, but I must have used the wrong line
I was on the right trip, but I must have used the wrong car
Head is in a bad place and I wonder what it's good for
I was in the right place, but it must have been the wrong time
My head is in a bad place, but I'm havin' such a good time
Grateful Dead

Basically, I have not found one that is not way to sick and they are without heart....

Just like some of the cars of today, all show and no go.. Reading comments in forums proves my point, to many better than attitudes.....

cuz men are stupid... did I already post that once? can't say it enough

Some of us are quite cunning (in a stupid way obviously! )

An interesting analogy, how long did it take you to come to this conclusion?

if you say so...well maybe some are, but sorry, that just happened.....

Would you care for a bandage for that bump on your head?