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Marijuana Filled Firewood

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Marijuana Filled Firewood




AlwaysFree
Somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:36 AM CST
"Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?"
'Yes. What can I do for you?"

"I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith...He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there.."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

"Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep!"

"Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to git-R-dun).
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martyg
Dublin/Kildare, Dublin Ireland
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:38 AM CST
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ltlmstrouble
Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, England UK
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:40 AM CST
LOL now why didn't I think of that when I used to heat my house with wood?

Great onecheers
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AlwaysFree
Somewhere, South Carolina USA
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:43 AM CST
yeah rednecks aren't to bad are they professor laugh
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Fallenangel74
southern, British Columbia Canada
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 11:45 AM CST
Hey you know what that is a good idea.......
I got some wood that needs chopping?


Ha! LOL LOL LOL rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Ibiza, Islas Baleares Spain
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 12:02 PM CST
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Scottishlass
Knoxville, Tennessee USA
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 1:27 PM CST
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Detente
North West, England UK
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 1:28 PM CST
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Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 2:06 PM CST
laugh Cute!
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GREEN_08
Algonac, Michigan USA
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 2:13 PM CST
That was bad ass!!!! I needed a good laff. Good lookin out. wave
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Central, Xlokk Malta
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 2:18 PM CST
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Maizy
Oneonta, New York USA
Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 5:10 PM CST
That's cute! laugh laugh
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AutumR
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Posted: Feb 15, 2008, 8:56 PM CST
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IronOverlord
Small town, Saskatchewan Canada
Posted: Feb 16, 2008, 4:02 AM CST

Yes very funny , but in reality, the drug squad, and all their friends, would smash through your doors, pointing guns at your heads, scare your family, treat you worse than the real criminals of the world. Tear your house apart, seize everything you own,and then send you to prison for many, many years. Over a plant that is less harmful than any other "drug" sold and taxed by the government or controled by the big Pharmaceutical Corporations. And has more uses than can be believed. Medical and non medical. Some cultures have used marijuana for thousands(yes THOUSANDS) of years. And their civilization didn't crumble. If you do the research and look into why marijuana was made illegal, you will find it is entagled in racism, big corporate interest, and other forms of corruption. Sorry to be a downer, but you should find out how much taxes they spend, to take away your right to choose what you do with your body and mind. Billions of $$$$ a year in the U.S. ( Half a billion per year in Canada), OF YOUR TAX DOLLARS

I need a bong hit, and then I will laugh my ass off.
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