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I am soo flamin fed up!... someone make me laugh fer gawd sake

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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:49 PM CST
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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friendsfirst
Burbank, Illinois USA
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:50 PM CST
Only for you dear.

CLAAYER

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CuspofMagic
Space/Energy---, Piedmont Italy
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:52 PM CST
--- I'm a virgin blushing
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:53 PM CST
friendsfirst wrote:
Only for you dear.

CLAAYER


haha aaww well thankyou for making me laugh laugh thumbs up
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:54 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
--- I'm a virgin


Yeah? applause

Me too! applause applause
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:56 PM CST
CuspofMagic wrote:
--- I'm a virgin



Gilly's female alien friend with the big finger can fix that for you.laugh

wave
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 10:58 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Gilly's female alien friend with the big finger can fix that for you.


dropping jaw dropping jaw


OUCH!
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kidatheart
Southern BC/Lamont, Alberta Canada
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:00 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
OUCH!



He said she's friendly.dunno


laugh
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:01 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
He said she's friendly.


Crikey! I should hope so laugh
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CuspofMagic
Space/Energy---, Piedmont Italy
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Gilly's female alien friend with the big finger can fix that for you.


--- Darn and I though I was getting wax removed laugh
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:03 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Gilly's female alien friend with the big finger can fix that for you.


rolling on the floor laughing
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riyablossom
somewhere India
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:04 PM CST
claiireyyyy ... I am a little jittery about my trip ..

sorry for the mini hijack
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:06 PM CST
kidatheart wrote:
Gilly's female alien friend with the big finger can fix that for you.


Does she have a tinfoil hat as well?
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:06 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
claiireyyyy ... I am a little jittery about my trip ..

sorry for the mini hijack


Oooooooooo... how much longer?

What an adventure tho Riya!! applause applause


teddy bear teddy bear
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rasgumby
Moberly, Missouri USA
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:06 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Purrrlease
I work with people with disabilities and illnesses.. often those that are dying. . personal care for those that want to die at home. My relief from that.. is my private life... thats where I can switch off and stop 'caring' ... kind of.. if that makes sense. It's where I can step back and think of other things..

But with my Liver cancer buddy Trish.. and my neighbour John.. who has a huuuge tumour behind his eye.. (who im trying to look after too)

I am having trouble switching off. ..

Pleeeeease someone make me laugh..

can we talk about boobs and willies.. or farts.. or SOMETHING thats not DEATH!


Sure we can.. come on over and I will drop my pants for ya!!
That would make ya laught till you cant breath!!grin

I got a gun for my last wife,
Is the best trade I ever made!!!
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:07 PM CST
riyablossom wrote:
claiireyyyy ... I am a little jittery about my trip ..

sorry for the mini hijack


Oh and this in a bloody ancient thread.. hijack away.. lol thumbs up
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:07 PM CST
rasgumby wrote:
Sure we can.. come on over and I will drop my pants for ya!!
That would make ya laught till you cant breath!!

I got a gun for my last wife,
Is the best trade I ever made!!!



Lummy! laugh
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patrickthomas
Mullingar, Westmeath Ireland
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:08 PM CST
Claayer wrote:
Crikey! I should hope so


And you are waaaaay past your bedtime if you like I are still in greenich mean time
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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK
Posted: Apr 27, 2008, 11:11 PM CST
patrickthomas wrote:
And you are waaaaay past your bedtime if you like I are still in greenich mean time


yeah I knoww blues

I still seem to have the USA time zone running.. (from my trip)..

I have to be UP in 2hrs... ::: groan::
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