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Next week ...

Cant seem to feel great about it ..

I just drove for hours after meeting my first "online friend" which was really great.

Oo wow!.. that's great!.. I'm glad you had a good time.

wow ... that sounds great !!

Afraid to leave guns in the house when I was married..........
she misses one dose of her prozac and I might be gone!!
YIKES!!

Just listening to lenny kravitz... AMERICAN WOMAN- Perfect song!

BTW.. HELLO EVERYONE!

Yeah auctally it was really great, never done it before, and they were just like they were like online except way more interesting. we really hit it off, shi* this does work.

Oo Riya.. don't worry... new adventures are always a little scary because they are NEW..

But you get to learn so much.. I'm sure you will LOVE it.. really!.. It's just scary now you are on a countdown.

It will open a whole new set of experiences and options for you.. new faces.. new places.. new THINGS to experience. Thats FUN!






(omg its getting light outside arrrghh!)

Staaayy Ah-waaaayy frr-omm Me-eeeeee

Excellent!

Aaaww that's brilliant you had a positive time.. I'm chuffed for you

No light yet here but the birds have started singing, gotta hit the hay soon before serious typo's take over.

yep.. the birdies are chirruping away here too now. arrrghhh!

Thanks guys, It does seem possible to suss out what people are like on here, I was wary 'cos I am really new to this method of meeting people.

Oh Claayer..wish I was there to cheer you up hun with some nice red...or white...o.k....umm let me think quick a joke???

A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman. After a few minutes he turns to her and says, "Can I smell your pussy?"
The woman looks at him in disgust and says, "Certainly not!"
"Hmmm," he replies. "It must be your feet, then."

soooorrry! that was terrible..Know what you mean about the death thingy...not the sort of stiffs I want to see all day either...

Well hope you are feeling happier...read some poetry..rumi perhaps...I find if you read words of love before sleep...you wake up with love in your heart...(know your heart is pretty full gal..) Z x

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees a big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.

"My, what big eyes you have, Mr.Wolf."

The wolf jumps up and runs away.

Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.

"My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf."

Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.

About two miles down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.

"My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf."

With that the wolf jumps up and screams, "Will you knock it off, I'm trying to take a shit!"

Personal fan of Red Riding Hood jokes, thought I'd share.

Ooo.. thankyooooo Zarah..

Someone dragged up this thread tho.. Its OLD.. not 'new'..

Glad to cheer you up anyway Claire...

Remember the kiddies jokes like

Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont ...I loved those so much..