I am soo flamin fed up!... someone make me laugh fer gawd sake

breezee
athens, Attica Greece

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:23 AM CST

Zarah wrote:

Glad to cheer you up anyway Claire...

Remember the kiddies jokes like

Twenty yards to the Out House by Willie Makit and illustrated by Betty Wont ...I loved those so much..

"Death on the Cliffs" by Eileen Dover??

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princebuster
leeds/bradford, West Yorkshire, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:25 AM CST

breezee wrote:

"Death on the Cliffs" by Eileen Dover??

" tiger in the bed" by claued balls

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:27 AM CST

Things That Itch by Mike Rotch

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princebuster
leeds/bradford, West Yorkshire, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:29 AM CST

" sp##k on the pillow" by mr. completly

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:34 AM CST

princebuster wrote:

" sp##k on the pillow" by mr. completly

How to Choose the Best Lace Doily for Any Occasion by Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:37 AM CST

One for Claire...What Happens When You Light A Fart by Hugh Gexplo Zhun

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:38 AM CST

hahaha @ you two

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:52 AM CST

Can I just clarify.. I wrote this thread in February when I had had a shitty day..

I haven't written it NOW..

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:55 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

Can I just clarify.. I wrote this thread in February when I had had a shitty day..

I haven't written it NOW..

Sorry

Got carried away...have to go out soon anyhow so have a fab day...my 'friend' Bastian is taking me to see phantom of the opera...very cool

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rocksteadyeddie
london, Outer London, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:55 AM CST

the man of you dreams is here

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 2:59 AM CST

rocksteadyeddie wrote:

the man of you dreams is here

shite Claire...think I am cheered up too...lol

Lucky gal!!!

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muppetkiller
Snyder, Oklahoma USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 3:23 AM CST

Loving Claayer and Zarah. Who cares about the impetus.

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 3:34 AM CST

muppetkiller wrote:

Loving Claayer and Zarah. Who cares about the impetus.

Thanks Karen..
just a thought...The knowing I have wants to enjoy itself.
I'm a plantation of sugarcane and at the same time eating the sweetness...
Knowledge that is acquired is not this..those that have it worry if audiences like it or not..Its a bait for popularity..
Disputational knowing wants customers..It has no soul.
Robust and energetic before a responsive crowd it slumps when no-one is there..The only real customer is god.
Chew quietly your sweet sugarcane and stay playfully childish..

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:09 AM CST

hi Claayer,
something that works for me.
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away

feeling better I hope

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Zarah
dublin, Dublin Ireland

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:12 AM CST

Bowie wrote:

hi Claayer,
something that works for me.
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away
feeling better I hope

yeah right..I'll try that one tomorrow at work...

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jlb684
Athens, Attica Greece

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:37 AM CST

Bowie wrote:

hi Claayer,
something that works for me.
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away
feeling better I hope

I like this! Hope you don't mind if I borrow this quote from you and use it myself occasionally? I heard something similar a long time ago and can't remember it now, but it was something along these lines:
"If life is a toilet, be the dog leaning in, not the water within" or something like that!

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:39 AM CST

jlb684 wrote:

I like this! Hope you don't mind if I borrow this quote from you and use it myself occasionally? I heard something similar a long time ago and can't remember it now, but it was something along these lines:
"If life is a toilet, be the dog leaning in, not the water within" or something like that!

what's mine is yours. no stealing needed. Nice to meet you

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jlb684
Athens, Attica Greece

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:43 AM CST

Bowie wrote:

what's mine is yours. no stealing needed. Nice to meet you

And nice to meet you, too. I've been away for a bit, but have seen you here. Cheers.

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:48 AM CST

Bowie wrote:

what's mine is yours. no stealing needed. Nice to meet you

3 answers
Q what are the little bumps around a women's nipple
A it's braille for suck here

Q what is an australian kiss
A same as a french kiss, but it's down under

Q why are hurricanes usually named after women
A when they come, they are wild and wet, when they leave, they take your
house and car with them

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 7:51 AM CST

jlb684 wrote:

And nice to meet you, too. I've been away for a bit, but have seen you here. Cheers.

I have been "flying" around forums for about a month. Having fun!

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