I am soo flamin fed up!... someone make me laugh fer gawd sake

shipoker55
St. Petersburg, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:12 AM CST

kitty01 wrote:

that is not the size i am thinking about? over 6 ft. is it true what they say about men with big feet.

It's not true...Ask Sharon

I wear a 4.5 EEE shoe, hell if what you were implying were true....I'd never find it!!! I would have to pour pepper on it, wait till it sneezes, then grab it!!

Where god cheated men in height and such....he made up for it in other places

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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:21 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

It's not true...Ask Sharon I wear a 4.5 EEE shoe, hell if what you were implying were true....I'd never find it!!! I would have to pour pepper on it, wait till it sneezes, then grab it!!

Where god cheated men in height and such....he made up for it in other places

how far did you go back to get this, if it did not have my name I don't remember even writing it

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kitty01
Edmonton, Alberta Canada

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:23 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

It's not true...Ask Sharon I wear a 4.5 EEE shoe, hell if what you were implying were true....I'd never find it!!! I would have to pour pepper on it, wait till it sneezes, then grab it!!

Where god cheated men in height and such....he made up for it in other places

but you forgot the penises stealer's stolen part of it

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Bowie
winter haven, Florida USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:54 AM CST

dam, never heard anyone complain about my 3 inches, they always said that was wide enough

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 8:58 AM CST

breezee wrote:

"Death on the Cliffs" by Eileen Dover??

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:00 AM CST

Zarah wrote:

Sorry
Got carried away...have to go out soon anyhow so have a fab day...my 'friend' Bastian is taking me to see phantom of the opera...very cool

I LOVE Phantom!

'Sinnggggggg for me Chrisssss-tieeeeeeeeeeeen'

Mwuhahahaarrrr

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:00 AM CST

Zarah wrote:

shite Claire...think I am cheered up too...lol

Lucky gal!!!

haha not my dreams

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:01 AM CST

Bowie wrote:

hi Claayer,
something that works for me.
Handle every situation like a dog. If you can't eat it or hump it, piss on it and walk away
feeling better I hope

yes..

but I'd like to do quite a few of those things to it.

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:03 AM CST

kitty01 wrote:

how far did you go back to get this, if it did not have my name I don't remember even writing it

Must have been drunk Kitty..

haha I see stuff sometimes.. and I'll be reading a long and think.. Oo yeah I agree with that..

then see it was ME writing as Eupho..

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bodleing
Greater Manchester, Greater Manchester, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:06 AM CST

shipoker55 wrote:

It's not true...Ask Sharon I wear a 4.5 EEE shoe, hell if what you were implying were true....I'd never find it!!! I would have to pour pepper on it, wait till it sneezes, then grab it!!

Where god cheated men in height and such....he made up for it in other places

I'll second that

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soulmateTWS
somewhere, Alabama USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 9:22 AM CST

kitty01 wrote:

that is not the size i am thinking about? over 6 ft. is it true what they say about men with big feet.

Uhmmm...This one is not necessarily true....You'd think that a man that is 6' 3" tall, with size 13 EEEE shoes would be....size appropriate...

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:15 AM CST

soulmateTWS wrote:

Uhmmm...This one is not necessarily true....You'd think that a man that is 6' 3" tall, with size 13 EEEE shoes would be....size appropriate...

Haven't y'all heard the one about the cowboy with big boots that gets picked up at a bar?

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:22 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Haven't y'all heard the one about the cowboy with big boots that gets picked up at a bar?

hahaha no?

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:28 AM CST

Claayer wrote:

hahaha no?

I'll second your amused incomprehension, Claire.

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alabamabebe
Banks of the Warrior River, Alabama USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:29 AM CST

Ok, I'll see if I can tell this right.

A woman goes to a bar looking for a good time. She sees this cowboy with really big boots, and thinks about what she's heard about the size of a man's feet and a certain other body part, so she decides to check it out to see if it's true. She goes up to the cowboy and says, your place or mine? They decide to go to his place cause it's closer.

The next morning, the cowboy wakes up and she's already up and getting ready to leave. He looks over on the night stand and there's a $100 bill laying there. He grins and says, well I know I was good, but you don't have to pay me. She says, I'm not paying you cause it was good, I just want you to go buy a pair of boots that fit!

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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:31 AM CST

I made you laugh on that other thread claire

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kissmedeeply
Asheville, North Carolina, North Carolina USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:32 AM CST

kissmedeeply wrote:

I made you laugh on that other thread claire

but i wont be laughing if my sons take my puter away

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:41 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Ok, I'll see if I can tell this right.

A woman goes to a bar looking for a good time. She sees this cowboy with really big boots, and thinks about what she's heard about the size of a man's feet and a certain other body part, so she decides to check it out to see if it's true. She goes up to the cowboy and says, your place or mine? They decide to go to his place cause it's closer.

The next morning, the cowboy wakes up and she's already up and getting ready to leave. He looks over on the night stand and there's a $100 bill laying there. He grins and says, well I know I was good, but you don't have to pay me. She says, I'm not paying you cause it was good, I just want you to go buy a pair of boots that fit!

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Claayer
Wild Wild South West, Cornwall, England UK

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:41 AM CST

kissmedeeply wrote:

I made you laugh on that other thread claire

hahah Yeah you did..

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Ambrose2007
Badger, South Dakota USA

Posted: Apr 28, 2008, 10:50 AM CST

alabamabebe wrote:

Ok, I'll see if I can tell this right.

A woman goes to a bar looking for a good time. She sees this cowboy with really big boots, and thinks about what she's heard about the size of a man's feet and a certain other body part, so she decides to check it out to see if it's true. She goes up to the cowboy and says, your place or mine? They decide to go to his place cause it's closer.

The next morning, the cowboy wakes up and she's already up and getting ready to leave. He looks over on the night stand and there's a $100 bill laying there. He grins and says, well I know I was good, but you don't have to pay me. She says, I'm not paying you cause it was good, I just want you to go buy a pair of boots that fit!

Hahahaha....huh? Why would she think cowboy boots cost $100?

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